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and his pants are on fire

OH GOD MY PANTS!

I'm not wearing pants, can't be me.

OH GOD MY LEOPARD BOXERS CAUGHT NOW!!!

Well Ha-Ha-ha!!
I'm glad you all think this is funny.
well some of us don't!!

One of the great benefits of the interweb is that when in company i am not constantly stared at and pitied.
It is quite plain that non of you have had any actual experience of "Evasive truth garment immolation syndrome".

Well i have and i have to live with it every freaking day.

All of us tell "lies" of varying degree at some point in our day to day life, but there are those of us that have had to pay a terrible and some times ultimate price for these moral transgressions. Society, for the most part, ignores us ETGIS sufferers. Indeed, we do not even have a mention on the wikipedia! If society was to acknowledge us it would have to acknowledge its own prefabrication of the truth. People like me are under a constant psychological strain, there is a great burden on us having no choice but to tell the truth. There is no room for even the smallest diversion from the truth. If our friends, family, or, in very rare cases, our boy friends or girl friends ask us a question we have to answer with in implicit truth. If we do not, out trousers burst into spontaneous flame and we get to spend ,many many hours in excruciating pain in an intensive care burns unit. And those are not fun places to be. Imagine the struggle when your partner says "Do i look good in this, does it make my ass look big?" and you have to tell them the absolute truth.."Yes. It make your ass look about as big a whale". So now, because you have a big ass girlfriend that can beat the shit right out of you, you are now in intensive care with multiple fractures and possible short term memory loss and impaired motor skills.

So now you know.
It's a lose lose situation for people like me.
For the most part i have come to enjoy the camaraderie and friendly banter of the lounge.
I have been able to function with out prejudice and in anonymity.
But this thread was a step too far.

Thats all i have to say about that.

Signed Homebelly a proud ETGIS sufferer.
It feels good to be out of the closet.

this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkeAzqhlkNk

Homebelly wrote:Well Ha-Ha-ha!!
I'm glad you all think this is funny.
well some of us don't!!

One of the great benefits of the interweb is that when in company i am not constantly stared at and pitied.
It is quite plain that non of you have had any actual experience of "Evasive truth garment immolation syndrome".

Well i have and i have to live with it every freaking day.

All of us tell "lies" of varying degree at some point in our day to day life, but there are those of us that have had to pay a terrible and some times ultimate price for these moral transgressions. Society, for the most part, ignores us ETGIS sufferers. Indeed, we do not even have a mention on the wikipedia! If society was to acknowledge us it would have to acknowledge its own prefabrication of the truth. People like me are under a constant psychological strain, there is a great burden on us having no choice but to tell the truth. There is no room for even the smallest diversion from the truth. If our friends, family, or, in very rare cases, our boy friends or girl friends ask us a question we have to answer with in implicit truth. If we do not, out trousers burst into spontaneous flame and we get to spend ,many many hours in excruciating pain in an intensive care burns unit. And those are not fun places to be. Imagine the struggle when your partner says "Do i look good in this, does it make my ass look big?" and you have to tell them the absolute truth.."Yes. It make your ass look about as big a whale". So now, because you have a big ass girlfriend that can beat the shit right out of you, you are now in intensive care with multiple fractures and possible short term memory loss and impaired motor skills.

So now you know.
It's a lose lose situation for people like me.
For the most part i have come to enjoy the camaraderie and friendly banter of the lounge.
I have been able to function with out prejudice and in anonymity.
But this thread was a step too far.

Thats all i have to say about that.

Signed Homebelly a proud ETGIS sufferer.
It feels good to be out of the closet.

Styles Bitchly wrote:this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkeAzqhlkNk

I quite enjoyed that tbh

Rave. You are at 5555 posts. Sweeeeeeeet.

Mong

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LOL very much so

Hairdresser on fire?