Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

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Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by mikemc » Fri May 20, 2011 2:22 pm

So, it is already May 21st in Australia.

Has anyone ascended there yet?

Not sure if you should yet, because I'm not absolutely sure what date/timezone this is running on, however. I'm guessing it would be Jerusalem/Galilee time?

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by aizo » Fri May 20, 2011 2:41 pm

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by beats me » Fri May 20, 2011 2:47 pm

Kind of a morbid thought, but I wonder how many of the masses that die in a large scale natural disaster have the last passing thought that it’s the end of the world. But I guess on an individual level it doesn’t really matter.

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by polymer » Fri May 20, 2011 3:14 pm

Nothing Happening here in N.Z
They ain't gonna ruin my Birthday with a Rapture!!

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by Guff Tong » Fri May 20, 2011 3:20 pm

I'm hoping for Raptors - with jet packs and lazer eyes.

Can't wait see those poor misguided x-tians franticly checking revelations whilst being carried ever skywards gripped by huge talons and other dinosaur type shizola.

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by Guff Tong » Fri May 20, 2011 3:24 pm

polymer wrote:Nothing Happening here in N.Z
They ain't gonna ruin my Birthday with a Rapture!!
Hey! Its the wife's birthday tomorrow too...

whadya reckon on not getting a gift? could be srsly be wasting my money if tomorrow never comes.... :cry:
Need it all for popcorn i intend to consume whilst watching the flying raptors and sandal merchants.

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by simpleton » Fri May 20, 2011 3:49 pm

mikemc wrote:So, it is already May 21st in Australia.

Has anyone ascended there yet?
According to the Catholic church, technically, they don't qualify. Because they're all descendants of criminals banished by the Empire ages ago.
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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by mikemc » Fri May 20, 2011 3:53 pm

ah, hadn't seen this-- the fellow who started all of this says 6pm in Christchurch will be the appointed hour:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... 1JFUB4.DTL

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by beats me » Fri May 20, 2011 4:09 pm

I’m no Biblical scholar but I thought there was a large list of undeniable events that need to happen and be checked off before the Rapture hits. This doofus seems to be working on a “close enough” system.

I think by international law anybody who makes these claims and their followers need to be thrown into a volcano if it doesn’t happen. They’re ready to die anyway.

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by kb420 » Fri May 20, 2011 4:11 pm

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by hoffman2k » Fri May 20, 2011 4:12 pm

I'm not sure what all the fuzz is about. Everybody knows only Mormons get into heaven.

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by beats me » Fri May 20, 2011 4:19 pm

hoffman2k wrote:I'm not sure what all the fuzz is about. Everybody knows only Mormons get into heaven.

Where they will be rewarded by being allowed to finally drink coffee and carbonated sodas.

At least their heaven includes some reasonable expectations.

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by kb420 » Fri May 20, 2011 4:35 pm

beats me wrote:At least their heaven includes some reasonable expectations.

My heaven includes some reasonable expectations!!!!!

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by beats me » Fri May 20, 2011 4:56 pm

For the followers of the great prophet Belinda Carlisle heaven is a place on earth. Do you know what that’s worth?

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by Anubis » Fri May 20, 2011 7:48 pm

beats me wrote:I’m no Biblical scholar but I thought there was a large list of undeniable events that need to happen and be checked off before the Rapture hits.
What about all the earthquakes, tsunamis, tornados, floodings, nuclear contamination, Bin Laden, Schwartzeneger, Coral Castle, iPad2, etc., all just this year. 8O The only thing left is for an assteroid to hit earth and split it in two!
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