Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by beats me » Fri May 20, 2011 8:04 pm

Anubis wrote:
beats me wrote:I’m no Biblical scholar but I thought there was a large list of undeniable events that need to happen and be checked off before the Rapture hits.
What about all the earthquakes, tsunamis, tornados, floodings, nuclear contamination, Bin Laden, Schwartzeneger, Coral Castle, iPad2, etc., all just this year. 8O The only thing left is for an assteroid to hit earth and split it in two!

I think first the world is supposed to be united under one world leader. Kim Jong Ill will never sign off on that if it isn’t him. That fucker is like the Ralph Nader of apocalypse buzzkill.

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by nathannn » Fri May 20, 2011 8:06 pm

like beats said... there are undeniable events that are suppose to lead up to the rapture.
and after the rapture has happened the world does not end for 7 years.

this guy also predicted the end of the world in 1994
not to be an ageist but he is also 89 and has nothing better to do... and he is an old fart and should not be driving.
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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by Anubis » Fri May 20, 2011 8:21 pm

My SoundCloud page is showing 1999 plays 8O How prophetic is that?! I don't know whether I should party or prey. :o
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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by starving student » Fri May 20, 2011 9:00 pm

dear god please let texas go first.

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by simpleton » Fri May 20, 2011 9:14 pm

beats me wrote:
I think first the world is supposed to be united under one world leader. Kim Jong Ill will never sign off on that if it isn’t him.
beats my man I'm kinda disappointed in you. The world is not led by politicians... or even dictators. 8O

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by beats me » Fri May 20, 2011 9:55 pm

simpleton wrote:
beats me wrote:
I think first the world is supposed to be united under one world leader. Kim Jong Ill will never sign off on that if it isn’t him.
beats my man I'm kinda disappointed in you. The world is not led by politicians... or even dictators. 8O

I’m just paraphrasing scripture here. But there really isn’t a lot of wiggle room. There’s no “or something like that”, “taking the advancement of civilization into consideration.”, or “You know what I’m sayin’. Nudge, nudge.”

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by mikemc » Fri May 20, 2011 10:27 pm

Well, on the East Coast, if it goes as predicted, we're into our final 24hrs! I'll be up at 2am, monitoring twitter for sure for news of widespread devastation in the middle of the pacific.

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by Jarvisimon » Fri May 20, 2011 11:05 pm

breaking news....huge earthquakes around Tonga.....it's rapture time!!

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by kb420 » Sat May 21, 2011 12:44 am

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by mikemc » Sat May 21, 2011 4:02 am

It is now past 6pm on Christmas Island, Kiribati, pop. approx. 1400. This is the first 5/21 6pm in the inhabited world.

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by arctic ranger » Sat May 21, 2011 4:16 am

Anubis wrote:
beats me wrote:I’m no Biblical scholar but I thought there was a large list of undeniable events that need to happen and be checked off before the Rapture hits.
What about all the earthquakes, tsunamis, tornados, floodings, nuclear contamination, Bin Laden, Schwartzeneger, Coral Castle, iPad2, etc., all just this year. 8O The only thing left is for an assteroid to hit earth and split it in two!
sooo...are you in or out? :P
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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by Forge. » Sat May 21, 2011 4:48 am

There is a Greek festival (tacky generic carnival but with Greek food and music) in the park across from my house..... I'd say it's more like hell than heaven though.... maybe everyone who DOESN'T go will be saved

funny thing is carnies must be the same the world over - some of these people are just like the ones off the Simpsons.

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by squelcht » Sat May 21, 2011 5:31 am

I <3 this thread
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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by The Leveller » Sat May 21, 2011 6:59 am

Guff Tong wrote: dinosaur type shizola.
I want this now. Or I am going to gun down some innocents at the local presbyterian.

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Re: Rapture Check-- NZ/Australia ???

Post by The Leveller » Sat May 21, 2011 7:00 am

also, I wonder what is happening at the Coral Castle... 8O

weird shit I'll bet.

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