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Anubis wrote:

beats me wrote:I’m no Biblical scholar but I thought there was a large list of undeniable events that need to happen and be checked off before the Rapture hits.

What about all the earthquakes, tsunamis, tornados, floodings, nuclear contamination, Bin Laden, Schwartzeneger, Coral Castle, iPad2, etc., all just this year. The only thing left is for an assteroid to hit earth and split it in two!

I think first the world is supposed to be united under one world leader. Kim Jong Ill will never sign off on that if it isn’t him. That fucker is like the Ralph Nader of apocalypse buzzkill.

like beats said... there are undeniable events that are suppose to lead up to the rapture.
and after the rapture has happened the world does not end for 7 years.

this guy also predicted the end of the world in 1994
not to be an ageist but he is also 89 and has nothing better to do... and he is an old fart and should not be driving.

My SoundCloud page is showing 1999 plays How prophetic is that?! I don't know whether I should party or prey.

dear god please let texas go first.

beats me wrote:
I think first the world is supposed to be united under one world leader. Kim Jong Ill will never sign off on that if it isn’t him.

beats my man I'm kinda disappointed in you. The world is not led by politicians... or even dictators.

simpleton wrote:

beats me wrote:
I think first the world is supposed to be united under one world leader. Kim Jong Ill will never sign off on that if it isn’t him.

beats my man I'm kinda disappointed in you. The world is not led by politicians... or even dictators.

I’m just paraphrasing scripture here. But there really isn’t a lot of wiggle room. There’s no “or something like that”, “taking the advancement of civilization into consideration.”, or “You know what I’m sayin’. Nudge, nudge.”

Well, on the East Coast, if it goes as predicted, we're into our final 24hrs! I'll be up at 2am, monitoring twitter for sure for news of widespread devastation in the middle of the pacific.

breaking news....huge earthquakes around Tonga.....it's rapture time!!

It is now past 6pm on Christmas Island, Kiribati, pop. approx. 1400. This is the first 5/21 6pm in the inhabited world.

Anubis wrote:

beats me wrote:I’m no Biblical scholar but I thought there was a large list of undeniable events that need to happen and be checked off before the Rapture hits.

What about all the earthquakes, tsunamis, tornados, floodings, nuclear contamination, Bin Laden, Schwartzeneger, Coral Castle, iPad2, etc., all just this year. The only thing left is for an assteroid to hit earth and split it in two!

sooo...are you in or out?

There is a Greek festival (tacky generic carnival but with Greek food and music) in the park across from my house..... I'd say it's more like hell than heaven though.... maybe everyone who DOESN'T go will be saved

funny thing is carnies must be the same the world over - some of these people are just like the ones off the Simpsons.

I <3 this thread
Lets rejoice!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9z798t9Ovg

Guff Tong wrote: dinosaur type shizola.

I want this now. Or I am going to gun down some innocents at the local presbyterian.

also, I wonder what is happening at the Coral Castle...

weird shit I'll bet.