NSFW-- Answer a question... then ask one...

Discussion of anything not related to audio or music production
condra
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NSFW-- Answer a question... then ask one...

Post by condra » Wed May 25, 2011 12:09 am

Answer a question... then ask one...
OK GO!


What did you have for dinner today?

sinutab
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Re: NSFW-- Answer a question... then ask one...

Post by sinutab » Wed May 25, 2011 12:11 am

Pasta....


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

condra
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Re: NSFW-- Answer a question... then ask one...

Post by condra » Wed May 25, 2011 12:22 am

loads

what is your favourite movie of all time?

Jesus Christ
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Re: NSFW-- Answer a question... then ask one...

Post by Jesus Christ » Wed May 25, 2011 12:23 am

the sex tape i made with your moms

bryitis
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Re: NSFW-- Answer a question... then ask one...

Post by bryitis » Wed May 25, 2011 12:36 am

the gravitational constant

what is gravity?

condra
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Re: NSFW-- Answer a question... then ask one...

Post by condra » Wed May 25, 2011 12:41 am

Gravity is only a theory, therefore, it probably doesn't exist, but God does, cos it says so in The Bible.


What would you prefer, and why: an iPad, NI Maschine, APC40, sex with Oprah Winfrey?

Tarekith
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Re: NSFW-- Answer a question... then ask one...

Post by Tarekith » Wed May 25, 2011 1:54 am

Maschine, because Oprah is the most annoying person I cam think of, and I already have the other two.

Why are you not yet a world famous rock star?

rcpunker
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Re: NSFW-- Answer a question... then ask one...

Post by rcpunker » Wed May 25, 2011 2:03 am

Because Rock radio stations won't accept my music infested with the brown henke dither.

Why are there no girls in these forums?


H20nly
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Re: NSFW-- Answer a question... then ask one...

Post by H20nly » Wed May 25, 2011 5:12 am

0.0 because the interwebz has no tangible mass and weight.

why do people who provoke him act shocked when they get the ban hammer?

nathannn
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Re: NSFW-- Answer a question... then ask one...

Post by nathannn » Wed May 25, 2011 5:59 am

because they are used to walking into stores and telling the merchant that everything in the store is shit and then getting a 10 percent off coupon for their inconvenience.
why did ableton even hire a social media person/where not the forums just fine prior?
The Push / Novation Launch Pad / Novation Launch Pad Pro / Novation Launch Key
/ Launch Control XL / Machine MkII / Machine Studio / BeatStep / Livid OhmRGB / Livid Code V2 / Apc 40 MKII

no computers or synths

20 Copies of Ableton Live Lite.

Jesus Christ
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Re: NSFW-- Answer a question... then ask one...

Post by Jesus Christ » Wed May 25, 2011 3:12 pm

cos no one else 'in house' with any real talent could be bothered with such a pitiful job. I'm sure they've hired dedicated personnel to scrub their toilets too.

why do fools spend good money on 'training videos' in return for inane instructions on how to drag a plugin preset onto a track ?

Dominga
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Re: NSFW-- Answer a question... then ask one...

Post by Dominga » Wed May 25, 2011 9:09 pm

Because it's easier to "train up" than to come to grips with the fact that you suck.

Time, or money? and why?

Sepp Ultura
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Re: NSFW-- Answer a question... then ask one...

Post by Sepp Ultura » Fri May 27, 2011 10:30 am

Money. Because it cures G.A.S.

Synths or guitars? And why!
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Martyn
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Re: NSFW-- Answer a question... then ask one...

Post by Martyn » Fri May 27, 2011 11:24 am

Synths, guitars have too many strings attached.

Capitalist, Communist or Lesbian?

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