Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!

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sporkles
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Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!

Post by sporkles » Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:23 pm

[youtube link] [emoticon]

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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!

Post by docprosper » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:05 pm

kewl!!
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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!

Post by beats me » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:07 pm

Don't pick on starving student. :x

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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!

Post by Guff Tong » Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:21 am

I've never understood why 'douchbags' are only prevalent in the USA.

(The physical bag you understand; u know - what your ladies use up their 'mary's')

?

I only really knew what one was since the internet appeared: I was only getting the french for 'shower' from the dictionary in pre-web days - In the UK a 'shower bag' is something far more innocent than a fanny cleaner. (front bottom of course, not 'arse' you understand!)

They also look at fucking lot like hot water bottles we put in our beds to warm them up over here in Blighty........ 8O

If you guys have been selling us porkies I wont be happy :twisted:

"Yeah man, totally sold this English dood a douchebag as a bed warmer - eeew?"

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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!

Post by pulsoc » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:40 pm

This tutorial really helped my understand the path to successful douchebagism! I was trying it my way, but that was much harder as it required typing words :(

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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!

Post by Angstrom » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:07 pm

everone here is a fanboy, and a fascist.
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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!

Post by ollyb303 » Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:49 pm

You're only saying that because you're an ignorant American with cool person syndrome. Don't you ever listen to Zappa? :roll:
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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!

Post by regretfullySaid » Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:16 pm

Well, i am on mac, actually and own ipad, too.
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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!

Post by parma » Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:57 pm

sporkles wrote:[youtube link] [emoticon]
You forgot [Italy]

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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!

Post by hernandezmaryann » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:39 am

wow! this is great!

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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!

Post by simpleton » Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:00 pm

I hate douchebags that start a thread with ONLY a link to youtube. That is very lame. Only a pathetic loser would do that indicating that they have no life other than youtube. Try to hook up with a girl and try some intercourse. :evil:
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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!

Post by docprosper » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:57 pm

Level II Tutorial:
respond to question from brand-new forum member and include your (unrequested) "dogma". Own it; make it sound like the f*$%ing law. Rinse & repeat.
Sample Exercise:
http://forum.ableton.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=169785
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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!

Post by Rinsemeister » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:21 pm

Try to hook up with a girl and try some intercourse.

Then what................?

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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!

Post by regretfullySaid » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:03 pm

(faulted not-so-clever response questioning if the intercourse can be edited during and after)
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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!

Post by stringtapper » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:28 pm

He's a douchemonger. That's the term I've come up for him. The term may have existed before, but I guarantee it was never so appropriately applied until now.
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