Tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself...

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Valiumdupeuple
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Tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself...

Post by Valiumdupeuple » Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:19 pm

... because I'm really pissed off about Live 9 not arriving.
No, seriously, wtf is happening here with all of this consumerist crazyness?
I'm tired of seeing all these stupid topics about Live 9: "pro tools is X, Logiq is X" ... bullshit bullshit.
I just want to say that I love what Ableton Live is, I don't want it to be part of this pigs "competition", I just want it to continue being my favorite instrument (after my beloved Telecaster), something with what I like to play music.
Are you asking your doctor to put his finger inside your asshole because your girlfriend has leaved? I assume no; because it's your mother's job and you know that!
So please go have a happy meal if you need more shit instead of coming here to spread your disgusting slaver odor.
Peace, you wankers. :twisted:

Long life to music!

(sorry for my unperfect english, I haven't improved yet, because I'm waiting for this stupid english learning software to be updated and more glossy - not my fault!)

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Re: Tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself...

Post by flowdesigner » Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:24 pm

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Re: Tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself...

Post by Rationalizer » Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:34 pm

Valiumdupeuple wrote:...
Wasn't aware that Valium did that. Gimme, gimme, gimme.
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Re: Tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself...

Post by m.o » Sun Oct 23, 2011 2:39 pm

Are you asking your doctor to put his finger inside your asshole because your girlfriend has leaved? I assume no; because it's your mother's job and you know that!
... what?

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Re: Tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself...

Post by evangelink » Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:18 pm

m.o wrote:
Are you asking your doctor to put his finger inside your asshole because your girlfriend has leaved? I assume no; because it's your mother's job and you know that!
... what?
I don't think it's a mothers job to finger your asshole. At least my mother never has.

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Re: Tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself...

Post by 3dot... » Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:03 pm

no talent...or sense of humor.. maybe you should really off yourself..

:mrgreen:
(kidding)
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Re: Tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself...

Post by Valiumdupeuple » Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:44 pm

I don't think it's a mothers job to finger your asshole. At least my mother never has.
Really!!!! 8O
:lol:
no talent...or sense of humor.. maybe you should really off yourself..


(kidding)
Of course I'll do it, tomorrow as I said. I just wanted to express myself before I colappse.
Bye, I have to go and ask my mother a special gift before resting in piss. :D

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Re: Tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself...

Post by 3dot... » Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:51 pm

don't do it. we hardly got a chance to know you..
don't worry ... Live9 is coming.. I promise ! :cry:
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Re: Tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself...

Post by kb420 » Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:55 pm

It'll get here when it gets here. No need to panic!!!!
H20nly wrote:fuck Bitwig.

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Re: Tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself...

Post by 3dot... » Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:08 pm

truck thunders wrote:2001...george w bush
2009...barack obama

sometimes we have to sit back and wait.
wow...that's kindof grim..
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Re: Tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself...

Post by infiniteB » Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:48 pm

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Re: Tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself...

Post by Mage2k » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:56 am

evangelink wrote:
m.o wrote:
Are you asking your doctor to put his finger inside your asshole because your girlfriend has leaved? I assume no; because it's your mother's job and you know that!
... what?
I don't think it's a mothers job to finger your asshole. At least my mother never has.
I guess she doesn't love you enough...

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Re: Tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself...

Post by macmurphy » Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:14 am

@Valiumdupeuple - thanks for that fantastic post, it made me smile and brightened up my morning :D

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Re: Tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself...

Post by crofter » Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:06 am

Valiumdupeuple wrote:
I don't think it's a mothers job to finger your asshole. At least my mother never has.
Really!!!! 8O
:lol:
no talent...or sense of humor.. maybe you should really off yourself..


(kidding)
Of course I'll do it, tomorrow as I said. :D
Live 9 comes out the day after tomorrow.
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Re: Tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself...

Post by salatspinatra » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:21 am

Wait, I have a solution for you: next time post your topic header on some Weight Lifting forum. You'll find that they don't give a shit what you have to say over there either.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=342770

Rule of thumb on humor: if no one's laughing, it probably wasn't funny. Seriously, if you need real help, let us AND a professional know. That goes for anyone here. Otherwise, for crying wolf, your opinion on just about anything looses all credibility with me. Trust me, I'm holding back the real insults just in case your confidence is really as small these antics appear to be. For that, you're already in karmic debt.

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