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by dirtystudios » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:45 am
Scene:
A woman walks into a Mexican supermarket and spends some time wandering around in the wine isle apparently looking for something, but never finding it.
She eventually grabs a few other items and heads towards the checkout line. All the while her little son William in getting more and more restless with the whole experience.
She reaches the clerk with the few items she has selected. As the clerk is ringing her up, she inquires:
"You wouldn't happen to carry any Syrah?"
The clerk, who speaks no English replies:
"Que?"
The woman, slightly distracted by her increasingly rambucious son, responds:
"Syrah."
A blank stare from the clerk. Again the woman:
"Syrah?"
No response. The woman, frustrated with the lack of communication chimes:
"Whatever."
Just then, her attention is drawn to her son, whose volume is continuing to increase as he becomes more and more impatient.
"Will, be-"
Her son shrieks at the sight of candy bars at the checkout line. The woman sternly repeats herself:
"Will, be quiet!"
End scene.
Last edited by
dirtystudios on Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:51 am, edited 1 time in total.