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steko wrote:

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Hi, guys.

Glad to get your message. We gather from the 143-day communications lag that you are approximately 0,120 parsecs away.

Drop us a line more often, won't you?

Now I hate to send bad news when you guys are up there doing such a swell job, but something's come up, and we all felt you ought to know about it.

Our systems simulation computer has predicted that by the time this message reaches you -- that is to say, in about five month -- there will be a failure in one of your vital ship's systems. The malfunction will occur in -- (rifles papers) -- system number E180246. You can see what a problem this would be if you didn't catch it on time.

Now what you should do is this:

First, do not, repeat, do not attempt to adjust the system manually.

Second -- (garbled text) --

… then repatch channel 12 and seal all the plates. Don't mess with it and it should work okay. I'm just glad we caught this thing before anything serious happened.


Keep up the good work, men!