The Chicken Condition

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Mint Invader
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The Chicken Condition

Post by Mint Invader » Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:03 pm

So it really chaps my ass how crazy chickens have got it. Its like the ultimate form of (Insert Political Stance) Ive ever seen.


They eat,
They Shit,
They Get Killed,
Then they are eaten,
Then they are shit.



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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by stringtapper » Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:13 pm

Nah chickens is cool.
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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by simmerdown » Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:30 pm

Mint Invader wrote:
They eat,
They Shit,
They Get Killed,
Then they are eaten,
Then they are shit.
same as people!

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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by Mint Invader » Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:55 pm

Exactly why we must act now. Save the chickens to save ourselves.
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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by stringtapper » Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:57 pm

Mint Invader wrote:save ourselves.
Now ya lost me.
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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by pulsoc » Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:11 am

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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by Forge. » Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:16 am

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The beady little eyes on that fucker betrays a heart of darkness. Look at it. Pure evil. He is plotting your death as we speak.

There is no other way, he must be destroyed and eaten at once.

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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by crofter » Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:34 am

Eat people, there are millions of fat bastards out there taking up too much room, this would help out with population control too.
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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by beatmunga » Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:39 am

Just get all the fatties on dynamo treadmills for a few hours a day.

Their life gets prolonged.
They don't pay exhorbitant gym fees.
Society gets free sustainable energy.
Pay them in chickens.

Am I the only one with any ideas really?
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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by crofter » Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:41 am

beatmunga wrote:Just get all the fatties on dynamo treadmills for a few hours a day.

Their life gets prolonged.
They don't pay exhorbitant gym fees.
Society gets free sustainable energy.
Pay them in chickens.

Am I the only one with any ideas really?
They could be melted down and turned into biofuel.
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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by crumhorn » Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:49 am

crofter wrote:Eat people, there are millions of fat bastards out there taking up too much room, this would help out with population control too.
Nah, kill the skinny ones, they live longer and are more likely to reproduce.
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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by aisling » Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:30 am

bring on the lottery
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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by artpunk » Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:02 pm

The Living Eat The Dead

“... it was just to make an average listener go: ‘What the fuck is this?’ That’s a real inspiration for me and something that I will explore more on upcoming recordings.”
- Wally De Backer (Gotye) quoting Ween's intention behind making records

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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by Mint Invader » Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:15 pm

artpunk wrote:The Living Eat The Dead
That should be the indie movie title for what we are discussing.
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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by earthloop » Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:22 pm

Mint Invader wrote:
artpunk wrote:The Living Eat The Dead
That should be the indie movie title for what we are discussing.
Yes, and the script probably already exists within the countless posts on this forum :-)

...wait...I formally claim copywrite on that idea :lol:

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