The Chicken Condition

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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by H20nly » Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:03 am

ah, the Chicken Condition - clearly a result of American chickens consuming more than their fair share of chicken scratch. in fact, if these Rhode Island Reds would curb their consumption and limit their intake to that of... say... the indigenous chickens in Africa, we could begin to reconcile some of the great waves of cornsumption taking place in the western hemisphere. the long cold gizzard is over. never has there been such a need to give a cluck. the time is now to take a stand - not to succumb to the cockscomb of lessor Leghorns, but rather to join flightless wing to flightless wing and glide from the fencepost of forced restraint to the barnyards of fresh grain!

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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by Mint Invader » Fri Dec 28, 2012 3:27 am

earthloop wrote:
Mint Invader wrote:
artpunk wrote:The Living Eat The Dead
That should be the indie movie title for what we are discussing.
Yes, and the script probably already exists within the countless posts on this forum :-)

...wait...I formally claim copywrite on that idea :lol:
Ill direct it... 20/80 split. 80 your way.
Because Whatever.

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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by regretfullySaid » Fri Dec 28, 2012 11:49 am

I knew it wouldn't take long before duckstep devolved into chickenstep. I'm already missing the quack quack and annoyed by the bok bok. But not the artist bok bok, I forgot how that sounds.
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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by justjohn_jj » Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:45 pm

As one who comes from a family that's kept chickens, it looks to me like y'all have left out the important (to humans) bit:

Chickens are there to convert leftovers into eggs. (And, eventually, chicken meat.)
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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by crumhorn » Fri Dec 28, 2012 3:48 pm

"The banjo is the perfect instrument for the antisocial."

(Allow me to plug my guitar scale visualiser thingy - www.fretlearner.com)

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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by Forge. » Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:13 pm

funken wrote:Yes eggs, that great British invention. .
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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by sporkles » Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:31 pm

You wear a disguise.
You look like human guys.
But you're a Chicken Boo.

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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by crumhorn » Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:33 pm

"The banjo is the perfect instrument for the antisocial."

(Allow me to plug my guitar scale visualiser thingy - www.fretlearner.com)

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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by crumhorn » Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:56 pm

arrow keys and space bar - eat all the eggs and little piles of corn without getting stomped on by the big blue bird things. getting correctly lined up with the ladders is tricky
"The banjo is the perfect instrument for the antisocial."

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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by regretfullySaid » Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:08 pm

Eggsactly.
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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by Heiko » Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:35 pm

http://www.heikodijker.com
http://www.indianmusiccircle.com
Instead of thinking of Things you have to Think of Possibilities

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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by sporkles » Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:40 pm

Please unsubscribe me from the chicken thread. Thanks.

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Re: The Chicken Condition

Post by earthloop » Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:27 pm

Mint Invader wrote:
earthloop wrote:
Mint Invader wrote:
That should be the indie movie title for what we are discussing.
Yes, and the script probably already exists within the countless posts on this forum :-)

...wait...I formally claim copywrite on that idea :lol:
Ill direct it... 20/80 split. 80 your way.
Lol...DEAL!

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