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So it really chaps my ass how crazy chickens have got it. Its like the ultimate form of (Insert Political Stance) Ive ever seen.


They eat,
They Shit,
They Get Killed,
Then they are eaten,
Then they are shit.



Bollux

Nah chickens is cool.

Mint Invader wrote:
They eat,
They Shit,
They Get Killed,
Then they are eaten,
Then they are shit.

same as people!

Exactly why we must act now. Save the chickens to save ourselves.

Mint Invader wrote:save ourselves.

Now ya lost me.

The beady little eyes on that fucker betrays a heart of darkness. Look at it. Pure evil. He is plotting your death as we speak.

There is no other way, he must be destroyed and eaten at once.

Eat people, there are millions of fat bastards out there taking up too much room, this would help out with population control too.

Just get all the fatties on dynamo treadmills for a few hours a day.

Their life gets prolonged.
They don't pay exhorbitant gym fees.
Society gets free sustainable energy.
Pay them in chickens.

Am I the only one with any ideas really?

beatmunga wrote:Just get all the fatties on dynamo treadmills for a few hours a day.

Their life gets prolonged.
They don't pay exhorbitant gym fees.
Society gets free sustainable energy.
Pay them in chickens.

Am I the only one with any ideas really?

They could be melted down and turned into biofuel.

crofter wrote:Eat people, there are millions of fat bastards out there taking up too much room, this would help out with population control too.

Nah, kill the skinny ones, they live longer and are more likely to reproduce.

bring on the lottery

The Living Eat The Dead

artpunk wrote:The Living Eat The Dead

That should be the indie movie title for what we are discussing.

Mint Invader wrote:

artpunk wrote:The Living Eat The Dead

That should be the indie movie title for what we are discussing.

Yes, and the script probably already exists within the countless posts on this forum

...wait...I formally claim copywrite on that idea