The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by john gordon » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:00 pm

infernal.machine wrote:
john gordon wrote:As long as the music is good who cares how he plays it,turn around and talk to a girl and enjoy the music. I could never last a minute listening to Jordan getting his rocks off,same with listening to any hard rock or long hair wanker band.fuk metal as well,I'd rather hear 2 dogs humping than to listen to rock.wankers...
I see we have at least one faggot DJ in the thread :roll:
yup,that's me!!

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by daddytang » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:29 pm

and while we are on the JR discussion will someone please make dream theater go away.

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by LoopStationZebra » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:32 pm

john gordon wrote:As long as the music is good who cares how he plays it,turn around and talk to a girl and enjoy the music. I could never last a minute listening to Jordan getting his rocks off,same with listening to any hard rock or long hair wanker band.fuk metal as well,I'd rather hear 2 dogs humping than to listen to rock.wankers...

explain
I came for the :lol:
But stayed for the :x

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by LoopStationZebra » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:33 pm

infernal.machine wrote:faggot

explain
I came for the :lol:
But stayed for the :x

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by john gordon » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:55 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote:
john gordon wrote:As long as the music is good who cares how he plays it,turn around and talk to a girl and enjoy the music. I could never last a minute listening to Jordan getting his rocks off,same with listening to any hard rock or long hair wanker band.fuk metal as well,I'd rather hear 2 dogs humping than to listen to rock.wankers...

explain
Too high and tired on the beach in Jamaica for an explanation,but I will tell you the weed is pretty nice right now.

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by john gordon » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:56 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote:
infernal.machine wrote:faggot

explain
I'm from SF so I must be gay.

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by Quiggers » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:19 pm

i dont know why manufacturers get him to endorse stuff, he's glam rock on a keyboard.

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by H20nly » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:34 pm

Quiggers wrote:i dont know why manufacturers get him to endorse stuff, he's glam rock on a keyboard.
right, which is the same reason why Bret Michaels from Poison endorses county fairs... he's glam rock on a stick...

...covered in fat...

... over priced...

... but completely affordable...

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by pulsoc » Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:57 am

john gordon i want your life

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by john gordon » Wed Mar 27, 2013 4:07 pm

pulsoc wrote:john gordon i want your life
I'll sell you my push after I've had it for a week,for a great price,

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by crumhorn » Wed Mar 27, 2013 4:26 pm

fishmonkey wrote:who the hell is Jordan Rudess???
this
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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by UltimateOutsider » Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:21 pm

fishmonkey wrote:who the hell is Jordan Rudess???
Behold:
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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by rakim87 » Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:38 pm

infernal.machine wrote:I mean... the guy has no taste, but you can't deny that he has great technique. As a keyboard player, I can appreciate this even though what he plays is usually pretty stupid.

I'd much rather see a musician play something gay than watch some DJ faggot press a button.
music can sex other music? how's gay? explains?
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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by earthloop » Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:42 am

Jordan Rudess shows you how to play Push like a rock star!!! :lol:

http://www.macprovideo.com/tutorial/pus ... the-limits

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by beats me » Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:40 pm

Quiggers wrote:i dont know why manufacturers get him to endorse stuff, he's glam rock on a keyboard.
Probably because he’s the only electronic keyboardist on the planet who knows how to play keyboard instead of clicking around in the piano roll in a DAW with scale and chord plug-ins in the chain. :x

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