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I'm being stolen from and I'm a slave

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:18 am
by d.reamonn
- I just signed a contract where I make CHF 42.00 per hour.
- I did the math and I realised that my employer makes an extra CHF 3.00 per hour off my hard work.
- Because of the recession, I can't be sure of finding another job, one in which my employer would not profit from hiring me in any way.

So now of course I feel totally ass-raped.

To help me cope with this unprecedented level of economic injustice, I'm going start doing weed, playing the guitar, contracting venereal diseases, and listening to the Beatles.

THAT WILL SHOW THEM.

:x

Re: I'm being stolen from and I'm a slave

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:32 am
by artpunk
Yeah! More power to you! :D

Re: I'm being stolen from and I'm a slave

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:01 pm
by aisling
d.reamonn wrote:- I just signed a contract where I make CHF 42.00 per hour.
To help me cope with this unprecedented level of economic injustice, I'm going start doing weed, playing the guitar, contracting venereal diseases, and listening to the Beatles.

THAT WILL SHOW THEM.

:x
Or you could supplement with turmeric (the spice), with %15 black pepper added which tenfold increases absorption, and combat the inflammation that the stress is causing....Thus leaving you strong, sharp, and ready to capitalize on the upside...

This type of thinking may be a quantum leap for slave mentality though.... :)

Re: I'm being stolen from and I'm a slave

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:09 am
by Da hand
d.reamonn wrote:- I just signed a contract where I make CHF 42.00 per hour.
- I did the math and I realised that my employer makes an extra CHF 3.00 per hour off my hard work.
- Because of the recession, I can't be sure of finding another job, one in which my employer would not profit from hiring me in any way.

So now of course I feel totally ass-raped.

:x
Lol, I've read this over a couple of times and I still can't figure out if you are serious about the above.

Re: I'm being stolen from and I'm a slave

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:58 am
by re:dream
It is 'irony', a literary form Dr E A Monn certainly did not invent, but is attempting to perfect.

Re: I'm being stolen from and I'm a slave

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:18 am
by Jack McOck
I empathize with you. Essentially, you're selling your ass, and this isn't even China.

Re: I'm being stolen from and I'm a slave

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:23 am
by h3rtz
since this here actually IS china, I say you are a pussy.

now where can i get that weed from?

Re: I'm being stolen from and I'm a slave

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:52 am
by Jack McOck
h3rtz wrote:since this here actually IS china, I say you are a pussy.

now where can i get that weed from?
I thought you people preferred opium...? :|

:x

Re: I'm being stolen from and I'm a slave

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:17 pm
by h3rtz
Jack McOck wrote:
h3rtz wrote:since this here actually IS china, I say you are a pussy.

now where can i get that weed from?
I thought you people preferred opium...? :|

:x
Looks like funken. But isn't funken. Hmmm....

Must be one of those female leather dressed ex KGB assassins...

Re: I'm being stolen from and I'm a slave

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:22 pm
by Jack McOck
Did you just call me funken, mother fucker?

Re: I'm being stolen from and I'm a slave

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:29 pm
by h3rtz
Jack McOck wrote:Did you just call me funken, mother fucker?
McAbleton, McOck... What's the difference?

Relax dude. Get some opium.

Re: I'm being stolen from and I'm a slave

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:48 pm
by Jack McOck
h3rtz wrote:
Jack McOck wrote:Did you just call me funken, mother fucker?
McAbleton, McOck... What's the difference?

Relax dude. Get some opium.
And have you tried clicking on MY banner? :twisted:

Re: I'm being stolen from and I'm a slave

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:35 pm
by H20nly
i did. it took me to a Fortress of Plenitude.

Re: I'm being stolen from and I'm a slave

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:51 pm
by Jack McOck
You're welcome.

:x

Re: I'm being stolen from and I'm a slave

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:54 pm
by H20nly
my pleasure.

:x