SILLY JOKES THREAD

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mikemc
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SILLY JOKES THREAD

Post by mikemc » Thu May 30, 2013 12:17 am

Only silly bad-ish ones, the moreinfantile-ish the better.
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I will start with an example.

Q: What is the techno lover's favorite insect?
A: Antss Antss Antss!

Q: What did the 0 say to the 8?
A: Nice belt.

Him: What's the difference between the fried chicken and you giving me the oral eex?
Her: I do not know!
Him: Wanna do lunch?

Vivo
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Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Post by Vivo » Thu May 30, 2013 12:39 am

Survival of the greediest.

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Post by jbodango » Thu May 30, 2013 7:29 am

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Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Post by arctic ranger » Fri May 31, 2013 4:58 am

:lol:
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Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Post by Tarekith » Fri May 31, 2013 5:56 am

Poor Carl....

rote fahne
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Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Post by rote fahne » Fri May 31, 2013 7:08 am

Silly jokes.
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Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Post by andydes » Fri May 31, 2013 8:07 am

What's the difference between an 808 and a drummer?

You only have to punch the beat into an 808 once.

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Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Post by Pitch Black » Fri May 31, 2013 9:49 am

YO MAMA SO FAT...






...she's got Type II Diabetes, and we're all quite concerned about her.

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Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Post by Komodovaran » Fri May 31, 2013 5:51 pm

The m8pls jokes cracked me up. I don't know why. They're terrible, but they hit the spot :lol:

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Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Post by SuburbanThug » Fri May 31, 2013 6:44 pm

Yo mama's so fat...

we inside her right now!


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Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Post by earthloop » Fri May 31, 2013 8:11 pm

Where do you get virgin wool?






From an ugly sheep! :P

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Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Post by JuanSOLO » Fri May 31, 2013 10:20 pm

Where did you get those designer jeans, Targét.

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Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Post by H20nly » Fri May 31, 2013 11:27 pm

SuburbanThug wrote:Image
is it funny because of the typo?

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