Discussion of anything not related to audio or music production
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Only silly bad-ish ones, the moreinfantile-ish the better.
I will start with an example.
Q: What is the techno lover's favorite insect?
A: Antss Antss Antss!
Q: What did the 0 say to the 8?
A: Nice belt.
Him: What's the difference between the fried chicken and you giving me the oral eex?
Her: I do not know!
Him: Wanna do lunch?
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Survival of the greediest.
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What's the difference between an 808 and a drummer?
You only have to punch the beat into an 808 once.
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YO MAMA SO FAT...
...she's got Type II Diabetes, and we're all quite concerned about her.
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The m8pls jokes cracked me up. I don't know why. They're terrible, but they hit the spot
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Yo mama's so fat...
we inside her right now!
In Living Color
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Where do you get virgin wool?
From an ugly sheep!
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Where did you get those designer jeans, Targét.
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is it funny because of the typo?