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SILLY JOKES THREAD

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 12:17 am
by mikemc
Only silly bad-ish ones, the moreinfantile-ish the better.
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I will start with an example.

Q: What is the techno lover's favorite insect?
A: Antss Antss Antss!

Q: What did the 0 say to the 8?
A: Nice belt.

Him: What's the difference between the fried chicken and you giving me the oral eex?
Her: I do not know!
Him: Wanna do lunch?

Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 12:39 am
by Vivo
Survival of the greediest.

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Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 7:29 am
by jbodango
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Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 7:38 am
by SuburbanThug
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Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 4:58 am
by arctic ranger
:lol:

Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 5:56 am
by Tarekith
Poor Carl....

Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 7:08 am
by rote fahne
Silly jokes.

Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 8:07 am
by andydes
What's the difference between an 808 and a drummer?

You only have to punch the beat into an 808 once.

Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 9:49 am
by Pitch Black
YO MAMA SO FAT...






...she's got Type II Diabetes, and we're all quite concerned about her.

Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 5:51 pm
by Komodovaran
The m8pls jokes cracked me up. I don't know why. They're terrible, but they hit the spot :lol:

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Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 6:44 pm
by SuburbanThug
Yo mama's so fat...

we inside her right now!


In Living Color

Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 6:53 pm
by SuburbanThug
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Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 8:11 pm
by earthloop
Where do you get virgin wool?






From an ugly sheep! :P

Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 10:20 pm
by JuanSOLO
Where did you get those designer jeans, Targét.

Re: SILLY JOKES THREAD

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 11:27 pm
by H20nly
SuburbanThug wrote:Image
is it funny because of the typo?