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Re: robot workers in fast food

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:49 pm
by machinesfuckingoff
Steve Ballmer wrote:I am Funken, Jack McOck and Myrnova. What the hell are you on?!

I am Steve Ballmer and I am a person.
You're a terd herder with b.o. and bad breath, but it's ok - we'll let you be who you want to be. its just the innernet. :)

Re: robot workers in fast food

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:51 pm
by Forge.
machinesfuckingoff wrote:Steve Ballmer = lsz
lsz = Steve Ballmer

y = (fx(lsz) * 1.93) / x) = forge
forge + pi = Lemmy
Qz(x*3/7.981) + [(Lemmy * lsz) - (3.6^3)] == 34.2 pound turd

:D
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Re: robot workers in fast food

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:53 pm
by Forge.
Steve Ballmer wrote:I am Funken, Jack McOck and Myrnova. What the hell are you on?!

I am Steve Ballmer and I am a person.

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no way that cunt's not a reptile

Re: robot workers in fast food

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:11 pm
by machinesfuckingoff
Steve Ballmer wrote:I am Funken, Jack McOck and Myrnova. What the hell are you on?!

I am Steve Ballmer and I am a person.

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I've seen prettier heads on an Iodine bottle. Shit, what a complete douchenozzle.

Re: robot workers in fast food

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:37 pm
by machinesfuckingoff
:mrgreen:

"The Competition" for some of you once you give up on prospects for that recording studio job or making it big in the music/DJ scene"

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Re: robot workers in fast food

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:42 pm
by Mint Invader
Robot learns to flip pancakes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gxLKSsSIE

Re: robot workers in fast food

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:46 pm
by machinesfuckingoff
Mint Invader wrote:Robot learns to flip pancakes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gxLKSsSIE

Mmmmm. Stack' Em high for me. And hold the dingleberries.

Re: robot workers in fast food

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:47 am
by andydes
Holy crap, that looks like one bad ass robot taking a break from kicking alien butt on a distant planet to pour himself a nice cold glass of water.

Re: robot workers in fast food

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:29 am
by regretfullySaid
The one below it looks like a pot-headed pervert.

Re: robot workers in fast food

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:58 am
by H20nly
^ :lol:

Forge. wrote:I'm starting to think I'm witnessing a kind of [secret black budget artificial intelligence] NSA calibration process and I'm the only human on a weird dystopian Ableton forum where there is actually nobody else human but me because all the others have been hunted down by some kind of cyber obama spider man NSA crew and the dissidents and guantanemo prisoners are all hanging upside down somewhere in a real carbon-nano-tube spider web that some sick billionaire software developer has made as a kind of vigilante method of satisfying his conscience and feeling powerful at the same time.
a bot wouldn't think that last comment was funny. Just sayin...

Re: robot workers in fast food

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:59 pm
by earthloop
Forge. wrote: I'm starting to think I'm witnessing a kind of [secret black budget artificial intelligence] NSA calibration process and I'm the only human on a weird dystopian Ableton forum where there is actually nobody else human but me because all the others have been hunted down by some kind of cyber obama spider man NSA crew and the dissidents and guantanemo prisoners are all hanging upside down somewhere in a real carbon-nano-tube spider web that some sick billionaire software developer has made as a kind of vigilante method of satisfying his conscience and feeling powerful at the same time.
You haven't been wearing your tinfoil hat lately, have you...hmmm? :mrgreen:

Re: robot workers in fast food

Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 6:52 am
by Forge.
no, just reading the news. :wink:

Meanwhile, Oculus Rift VR looks pretty funny from outside
http://gizmodo.com/the-future-of-virtua ... -851789637

Re: robot workers in fast food

Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:11 am
by nathannn
that cock strap he's wearing along with the whole hideous looking setup reminds me of this

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Re: robot workers in fast food

Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:59 pm
by pepezabala
Forge. wrote:no, just reading the news. :wink:

Meanwhile, Oculus Rift VR looks pretty funny from outside
http://gizmodo.com/the-future-of-virtua ... -851789637
bruhahaha

Re: robot workers in fast food

Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 4:44 pm
by Styles Bitchly
I could kinda dig pulling up to a drive-thru and having a couple of tacos served up by this... 8O

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....or uh, maybe a double whopper w/cheese from this.....

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