"Marxists are clueless" (Funk N. Furter)

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Tinky Winky
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24%
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1
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12%
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47%
 
Total votes: 17

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"Marxists are clueless" (Funk N. Furter)

Post by Steve Ballmer » Sat Aug 10, 2013 10:55 am

A claim made by Funk N. Furter. I invite him here to defend this claim.

Edit: Due to excessive trolling on Funk N.'s part, this thread has been relabeled and now sports a shiny new poll.
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Re: "Being a righty makes zero sense"

Post by Donnie » Sat Aug 10, 2013 12:45 pm

This is sure to inspire long lasting meaningful conversation. I eagerly await the chance of increasing my IQ exponentially with every post view. :x

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Re: "Being a righty makes zero sense"

Post by Steve Ballmer » Sat Aug 10, 2013 12:55 pm

Don't hate the game, hate the player. :x
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Re: "Being a righty makes zero sense"

Post by Donnie » Sat Aug 10, 2013 1:25 pm

I'm an equal opportunity hater :lol:

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Re: "Being a righty makes zero sense"

Post by earthloop » Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:37 pm

Donnie wrote: I eagerly await the chance of increasing my IQ exponentially with every post view. :x
You would be better off learning to play piano (unless you already play, in which case, the more you play the more your I.Q. will benefit) !

http://www.cvhsolympian.com/opinions/20 ... functions/ ...and there are many more technical resources!

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Re: "Being a righty makes zero sense"

Post by scott nathaniel » Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:42 pm

Steve Ballmer wrote:A claim made by Funk N. Furter. I invite him here to defend this claim.
We could probably answer for him using the funken template:

[insert action] my arse. [insert antangonist] , weeve me awone! I [insert negation] be bothered by [the res of the world] anymore.



Something along these lines

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Re: "Being a righty makes zero sense"

Post by Steve Ballmer » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:12 pm

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Re: "Being a righty makes zero sense"

Post by H20nly » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:24 pm

scott nathaniel wrote:
Steve Ballmer wrote:A claim made by Funk N. Furter. I invite him here to defend this claim.
We could probably answer for him using the funken template:

[insert action] my arse. [insert antangonist] , weeve me awone! I [insert negation] be bothered by [the res of the world] anymore.



Something along these lines
don't forget these classics:

Marx thought [insert concept], long before [insert victim].

There would be no need for [insert payment] in a pure communist society your ideas are [insert negative adjective], this form of society would [insert ray of ignorant hope].

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Re: "Being a righty makes zero sense"

Post by andydes » Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:42 pm

Not forgetting the all time no 1 problem:
Funken (paraphrased) wrote: All decisions will be made by mutual agreement for the common good.

What do you mean you don't agree? I've already proved I'm right.
Not to be too harsh, as I don't actually have much of a problem with socialism apart from it being fundamentally unworkable. At least before we've really fucked ourselves.

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Re: "Being a righty makes zero sense"

Post by Steve Ballmer » Fri Aug 16, 2013 8:19 am

Under socialism, the laws of physics and human nature will evolve, and everything will be perfect. How? We don't know, and it would be crazy of us to have a plan. Don't forget that the people put in charge of the not-a-government will have no experience doing what they're supposed to do, even though we don't know what that is.

[insert random Lenin quote]
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Re: "Being a righty makes zero sense"

Post by Steve Ballmer » Sun Aug 18, 2013 10:10 am

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Re: "Being a righty makes zero sense"

Post by Steve Ballmer » Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:42 pm

Funk N. Furter wrote:Ok, I'll bite. Or should that be peck? Right wing policies only benefit the rich. So being a righty makes no sense unless you are rich. When I say rich, I mean properly rich. And even then, you would be better off under socialism, even though you wouldn't be as rich.

I rest my case.
You're good at saying stuff. Let's see if you can back it up.
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Re: "Being a righty makes zero sense"

Post by Steve Ballmer » Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:29 pm

So your argument is "righties are stupid, and you'd be blind to disagree".

Allow me to present a counter "argument": Lefties are dipshits, and you'd have to be a wanker to disagree.

There. I win too. 8)
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Re: "Being a righty makes zero sense"

Post by Steve Ballmer » Sun Aug 18, 2013 10:02 pm

I believe I covered the fundamentals.
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Re: "Being a righty makes zero sense"

Post by Steve Ballmer » Tue Aug 20, 2013 1:33 pm

We've noticed.
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