So there I was at this restaurant...laughing uncontrollably

[Styles Bitchly]

I hooked up with Colleen earlier this evening and we decided to head down to Santori's for some Italian. After we were seated and ordered, we're sitting there chit-chatting and I happened to notice a waiter toting a carrier with plates of steaming food to a table diagonally across from us where this fat phuck banker type in a pin-stripe vest and his wife with the heavy makeup and wedge-back coiffe (I hate that godamn style on women) were seated. The waiter serves the wife first, and then turns to place a bountiful plate full of something I couldn't quite make out in front of fat phuck. I winced for a better glance, and after a few seconds or so, I saw Mr. Vascular Bundles shoveling an opening salvo of Eggplant Parmesan into his orifice. I thought about it for a split second, looked at Colleen, looked back at fat phuck.....and spontaneously burst in to laughter which I positively could not control. A dark force had overtaken my Id and was now firmly seated at the helm - this observation was to be milked and usurped for everything it was worth and there was nothing I could do about it as Colleen looked at me as though I were some asylum escapee fresh off of the lithium.

[squelcht]

Were you also happen to be on LSD? I find this a common issue..well..at least for me.

[Komodovaran]

Were you also happen to be on LSD? I find this a common issue..well..at least for me.

I sometimes find myself on LSD, even when I'm not in restaurants. It's starting to become a recurring problem.

[Styles Bitchly]

Were you also happen to be on LSD? I find this a common issue..well..at least for me.

No. We were out near Calabasas. What the fuck would we be doing in the Louisianna Super Dome?

[andydes]

Were you also happen to be on LSD? I find this a common issue..well..at least for me.

I sometimes find myself on LSD, even when I'm not in restaurants. It's starting to become a recurring problem.

Sounds like you're saying it just happens to you through no fault of your own.

"Yeah went out for a couple of drinks, then I was high on acid. How did that happen?"

Take some responsibility, man.

[Steve Ballmer]

Responsibility is always a problem as far as acid is concerned. For example, I once discovered seventeen unique shades of pitch-black whilst tripping, two of which could only be recognized by their spluttery and tortoise-pace smells respectively. That was a intense weekend, which lasted all morning and most of the previous bathroom. At the time I blamed the Man, but I have since recognized that such vibrations are seldom so easily explained. I had a violent adolescence.

[regretfullySaid]

Omg...we actually have something in common...except the shades of pitch black were pink, until Gonesha started imitating Herb Alpert with a vuvuzela, then they tinted into cringe.

[Steve Ballmer]

You're a pioneer. Pink is the new black. Goths today have lost all credibilty. Had Kurt Cobain not offer himself, I suspect he'd now be sporting a Pink Tinkerbell look. Very risqué

Never miss an opportunity to offend Nirvana fans.

[Steve Ballmer]

Butt hurt?

[Styles Bitchly]

If Cobain had avoided that buckshot sandwich and gone to SubWay, we wouldn't be here today having to tolerate the likes of Foo Fighters.

[Steve Ballmer]

[regretfullySaid]

As a post-Nirvana fan, the most offensive thing was Kurt blowing his brains out. But then, after watching the doc About a Son, it was pretty eye opening how much of a lame attitude he had.
Still, he should've pointed the shotgun at the fashion industry/media. The only kind of person I can see justifying suicide is a cruel one ie an abuser or the many of the 1%.

[Steve Ballmer]

As a post-Nirvana fan, the most offensive thing was Kurt blowing his brains out. But then, after watching the doc About a Son, it was pretty eye opening how much of a lame attitude he had.
Still, he should've pointed the shotgun at Mtv. The only kind of person I can see justifying suicide is a cruel one ie an abuser or the many of the 1%.

Care to elaborate? I've heard enough of his music to take the piss, but I know little about the *cough* man himself. I'm assuming I can YouTube the doc, but I need you to sell it to me first.

[regretfullySaid]

Can't really remember specifics, iirc whiny and snooty. I wouldn't want to sell it; waste of time.

[Steve Ballmer]

That's the impression I got from his music. I rock.