i cringe when i see losers wearing sport jerseys!

[andydes]

In the UK most football fans are fat cunts that are too lazy to do anything themselves so they go and watch others do it so they can sit and eat more, they all wear oversized sports shirts to make them feel part of the team, fat lazy load of bastards.

I was always the weedy geeky science guy (with a bit of wannabe musician thrown in). No interest in football and was shit at sports in school.

Then I started actually playing 5 a side and now I'm a fan.

So the question is were you last to be picked in the playground, as I was?



Yid Army!

You know, not everybody who has good tastes today was picked on as a kid.

I wasn't picked on. At least no more than everyone else.

I just disliked football and looked down on people who watched it because I was shit at it. Well, I'm still pretty shit, but I give it a go and enjoy it.

[Steve Ballmer]

You know, not everybody who has good tastes today was picked on as a kid.

I wasn't picked on. At least no more than everyone else.

I just disliked football and looked down on people who watched it because I was shit at it. Well, I'm still pretty shit, but I give it a go and enjoy it.

You know, not everybody who has good tastes today was last picked in the playground as a kid.

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[crofter]

I've never stood around waiting to be picked for anything in my life, I'm a practical bloke, I make and do stuff, if no-one else wants to do something I do it anyway, if I could be arsed I'd be the one doing the picking.

[Steve Ballmer]

I've never stood around waiting to be picked for anything in my life, I'm a practical bloke, I make and do stuff, if no-one else wants to do something I do it anyway, if I could be arsed I'd be the one doing the picking.

Don't you understand? If you're not GIVEN opportunities, you're a VICTIM.

Goddamn, motherfucking lefties.

[crofter]

I've never stood around waiting to be picked for anything in my life, I'm a practical bloke, I make and do stuff, if no-one else wants to do something I do it anyway, if I could be arsed I'd be the one doing the picking.

Don't you understand? If you're not GIVEN opportunities, you're a VICTIM.

Goddamn, motherfucking lefties.

That's where I've been going wrong then,fuck me.It's tough being able to think for yourself.

[Steve Ballmer]

That's where I've been going wrong then,fuck me.It's tough being able to think for yourself.

And people will hate you for trying. I think for myself, and even I hate you.

[crofter]

That's where I've been going wrong then,fuck me.It's tough being able to think for yourself.

And people will hate you for trying. I think for myself, and even I hate you.

I hate myself for being such a cunt.All the years I wasted enjoying myself when I should have waited for someone to wipe my arse.

[H20nly]

it's good to see you're finally coming around crofter.

having my arse wiped for me is the highlight of my day...
i wear a sports jersey while the deed is done.

[crofter]

The only possible use for a sports jersey is to wipe your arse with.

[H20nly]

well yeah, that's the purpose of wearing XXL size... so the asswiper has something to work with.

i'm 6'3" and 200 lbs... so the standard size large won't reach my dirt star.

[docprosper]