Important: Changes to Community Guidelines

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qwerty rapper
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Re: Important: Changes to Community Guidelines

Post by qwerty rapper » Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:36 am

so... valentines day conversation allowed?
in a fews weeks i want to share with the crowd
some poetic love verses i plan to rap out loud
trust me yo', you will be very proud

i know valentines is coated with religion
i dont want to be banned on my decision
to share my words of cupids arrow collision
bring back tha Chappelle Show on my television!
"My fellow ABLETONS, ask not what your SESSION VIEW can do for you,ask what you can do for your SESSION VIEW."

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Re: Important: Changes to Community Guidelines

Post by re:dream » Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:55 am

Qwerty rapper, be our guest
Given your facility with rhyming couplets I am sure everyone will be suitably impressed
And don't worry about religion, I am sure Ableton David won't be terribly stressed
And if he is, that's a shame, because why 'up' will be how he is messed.

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Re: Important: Changes to Community Guidelines

Post by regretfullySaid » Thu Jan 23, 2014 7:07 am

Qwertys Valentine's rhymes I do not jest,
That we would be most truly blessed,
I doubt it's prose would pose a threat,
As long as Cupid's prepubescent skittles are dressed.
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Re: Important: Changes to Community Guidelines

Post by qwerty rapper » Thu Jan 23, 2014 7:12 am

word up the Finn
for tha win
droppin a verse on ableTin
it aint no sin
shadx312, cupid might show skin
and ableton dave will toss me in the trash bin
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Re: Important: Changes to Community Guidelines

Post by H20nly » Thu Jan 23, 2014 7:18 am

slap any guest who puts it to the test
at negative he's worst, but at good vibes he's def
damn Abes been squirrely...chill, don't stress
it's Cupid, no it's qwerty, it's time to rhyme and express...

dig way back and say that
"you are now rockin with the..."

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Re: Important: Changes to Community Guidelines

Post by qwerty rapper » Thu Jan 23, 2014 7:26 am

now wave your hands from side to side
wait H20 has no hands, he almost died
from a horrible accident, dont ask why
he cant lounge on a sofa if he tried
H20nly wrote:i find this post insulting! i lost my hands and gluteus muscles in a horrible accident and can no longer sit or click a mouse!

bastard!!
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Re: Important: Changes to Community Guidelines

Post by re:dream » Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:27 pm

TomViolenz wrote:
The Finn wrote:Qwerty rapper, be our guest
Given your facility with rhyming couplets I am sure everyone will be suitably impressed
And don't worry about religion, I am sure Ableton David won't be terribly stressed
And if he is, that's a shame, because why 'up' will be how he is messed.
Wow, I hope you are not a rapper 8O

As they say: Don't quit your day job :twisted:
Now roll your eyes at Tom, :roll: he can be so dam' Teutonic
He can't even tell that the bad scannin' was ironic -
Far-too-lengthy lines loaded with far-fetched allophonics?
It was by design that the rhyme was not Miltonic! :evil:

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Re: Important: Changes to Community Guidelines

Post by regretfullySaid » Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:37 pm

Damn, you just upped the game. I ain't even gonna try.
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Re: Important: Changes to Community Guidelines

Post by Forge. » Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:15 am

TomViolenz wrote:The wardens are apparently back from their field trip. The short Prague spring (Prager Frühling) in the Lounge is over. No more Huxley/Orwell...
It was fun while it lasted... :x
Even the Ableton forum has gone Idiocracy.... very sad.

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Re: Important: Changes to Community Guidelines

Post by Forge. » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:53 am

In actual fact you only needed one community guideline: Act like an adult or you will be asked to leave.

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Re: Important: Changes to Community Guidelines

Post by regretfullySaid » Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:13 am

Tom, it would be fair to say I was being a tool for talking about whining vs doing and defeatist negative thinking and I don't think I'm better than you or anyone else here, including Myrnova.

I just notice a difference between people who talk about how bad things are, point fingers, place blame and give answers on what would fix things, and those who are dedicated and proactive with working on change.

The tone of what I said was heavily geared more towards sounding like a douche in an ivory tower and not as some morale booster for positive change. That's my fault.
It wasn't intended to be a criticism of character either, if it came across that way.
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