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Galt · Post by **Galt** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 1:53 pm

So there I was, sitting comfortably, quietly enjoying an overly-strong coffee to which I had added just a sprinkle of turmeric, and doing some insanely important, epoch-defining work, which only I can do, when it suddenly struck me (again) how goddamn awesome I am. And the moment was too delicious to not share.

102455 · Post by **102455** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:00 pm

My dad's more awesome than your dad.

Galt · Post by **Galt** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:00 pm

102455 wrote:My dad's more awesomer than your dad.

Fixed.

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:42 pm

Coffee tip: For really strong coffee, place double the amount of grounds in a number 2 Melita filter. Make sure your water is filtered and at a rolling boil. Pour the boiling water directly on your genitals.

Galt · Post by **Galt** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:44 pm

leisuremuffin wrote:Coffee tip: For really strong coffee, place double the amount of grounds in a number 2 Melita filter. Make sure your water is filtered and at a rolling boil. Pour the boiling water directly on your genitals.

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:45 pm

I don't know, it sounds better than putting turmeric in it.

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:45 pm

There's a burning sensation, does that mean I have herpes?

Hey that's not Britney Spears is it? If it is, she looks old.

Galt · Post by **Galt** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:46 pm

shadx312 wrote:There's a burning sensation, does that mean I have herpes?

It could mean a lot of things, but I've never ruled out herpes entirely.

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:45 pm

On the plus side, it opened up my blisters and it looks a lot closer to normal now.

scott nathaniel · Post by **scott nathaniel** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:57 pm

shadx312 wrote:On the plus side, it opened up my blisters and it looks a lot closer to normal now.

So you went from the pus side to the plus side. Good man!

Galt · Post by **Galt** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:14 pm

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:36 pm

I feel so light...as if the world had been lifted off my shoulders....
The world being blisters and shoulders being Mr. Wong that is...

Thanks for the advice, lm! You're awesome!

TomViolenz · Post by **TomViolenz** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:02 pm

So, this is how threads are gonna be from now on?! Hello new Lounge!

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