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My favorite:

GS Elevator Gossip ?@GSElevator Sep 20
#1: The iPhone 5c is the cutest possible way of saying 'poor'.

GS Elevator Gossip ?@GSElevator Feb 6
#1: Teach a man to fish and he'll still vote for the guy that gave him a fish.

"#1: The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people."

https://twitter.com/GSElevator





It was learned that the dude didn't actually work for Goldman but who cares...still funny shit.

GS Elevator Gossip ?@GSElevator Jan 4
#1: Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

GS Elevator Gossip ?@GSElevator Mar 15
#1: Is it douchey to hire midgets for my St. Paddy's Day party?
#2: I have a washed up jockey hold a lantern at my parties.

GS Elevator Gossip ?@GSElevator
#1: I never give money to homeless people. I can't reward failure in good conscience.

This.

Subsidize poverty and you get more poverty.

I'm a good person, and would not wish poverty upon anyone, so I never give.

It just works.

LoopStationZebra wrote:My favorite:

GS Elevator Gossip ?@GSElevator Sep 20
#1: The iPhone 5c is the cutest possible way of saying 'poor'.

...you don't have to be poor anymore...
http://youtu.be/HwDBRHzLJJo

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^ you see what you did there? That's why no one likes you.

TomViolenz wrote:

LoopStationZebra wrote:My favorite:

GS Elevator Gossip ?@GSElevator Sep 20
#1: The iPhone 5c is the cutest possible way of saying 'poor'.

What a sad world we live in, where that is a thing, and it's supposed to be funny...

The title of the thread is 'Goldman Sachs Elevator Gossip'.

They're comments made by douchebags... If you want kind, loving, and ponderous quotations you'll have to find the Hare Krishna Elevator Quotes thread.

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