I am being ad-bombed by the religious right

[regretfullySaid]

I haven't been offended since Elena Gilbert dumped me and I turned my humanity switch off.

Actually while I was just going to say you can do better than her, Emma Stone IM'd me asking for your deets.
Now my humanity switch is off because I've never been friend zoned before and this seems to be a dark and confusing feeling.

[Samuel L. Jizzle]

Actually while I was just going to say you can do better than her, Emma Stone IM'd me asking for your deets.
Now my humanity switch is off because I've never been friend zoned before and this seems to be a dark and confusing feeling.

I just googled "deets" and found out that it is an insect-repellent. So I must ask: what frickin' planet are you living on, that Emma Stone would assume I'd have insect repellent in the middle of March and ask you for it, like I'd even let you near my top secret stash, which she definitely doesn't know about

There. NOW you can be confused.

[TomViolenz]

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[regretfullySaid]

Actually while I was just going to say you can do better than her, Emma Stone IM'd me asking for your deets.
Now my humanity switch is off because I've never been friend zoned before and this seems to be a dark and confusing feeling.

I just googled "deets" and found out that it is an insect-repellent. So I must ask: what frickin' planet are you living on, that Emma Stone would assume I'd have insect repellent in the middle of March and ask you for it, like I'd even let you near my top secret stash, which she definitely doesn't know about

There. NOW you can be confused.

Not confusing at all.

1. She asked me because she's intimidated by your personality. I don't think she thinks she's quick and clever enough to respond to you with =|> quips; surprisingly, she does need them written for her in advance.

2. We're not sure if you live in Switzerland or not, it could be 'buggy' where you are.

3. She's gathered enough from your personality to deduce that you're the type to have some deets around. You aren't that unique, but we all get used to our own stink and forget we have one so it's understandable.

[Samuel L. Jizzle]

[earthloop]

'God is a heterosexual couple'.

That's a really shame because a homosexual couple would have paid more attention to the decor and thrown better parties.

I think this just might be true!!!

[regretfullySaid]

I didn't mean to come across as snippy, Mr. Jizzle.

[Samuel L. Jizzle]

I take it you're not a Glee fan.

[regretfullySaid]

To be fair, I've never watched it, but I'm willing to bet as soon as they break into song and dance I'd want to throw whatever screen it's on out the window.
Then again I already thought actual Glee Clubs were pretty lame.
But I also am not a fan of musicals. I enjoyed acting in plays but stopped in high school because they were all musicals.
It's even hard to watch the South Park movie.

I will however tell a homophobe that I like to dress up like Princess Diana and fantasize about a Teen Wolf Gangbang just to piss them off.
If my parents were raciss' I would've went out of my way to get a black girlfriend but it turned out I didn't need to
That might be one of my favorite things about Chicago, actually.

[Machinesworking]

If my parents were raciss' I would've went out of my way to get a black girlfriend but it turned out I didn't need to
That might be one of my favorite things about Chicago, actually.

That you didn't need to date a black woman?

[regretfullySaid]

No, because it happened naturally anyway.
And I've had temp jobs where I was surrounded by mostly black women and they were the most comfortable and fun environments I've been in.
Only downside was celebrity gossip, but then half the time I found myself getting into it anyway.
I wish wigs weren't so common though.

[re:dream]

Perhaps God is a trans-racial heterosexual couple from Chicago

[Samuel L. Jizzle]

Transracial pre-op or post-op?

[TomViolenz]

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[regretfullySaid]

Ok, I admit, you can thank me for the Olmec civilization and you can thank her for the very Ancient Egypt.
Now you'll have to admit that the whole 'monotheism' thing was your politicians doing what they do best, exploiting your simplicity (they were smarter back then) for control. They knew that having one symbol instead of many would make for a lot more efficient distraction/scapegoating campaigns, not unlike the playful dance between a cat and a laser pointer.
So, sorry guys, it's gods, as in plural, and you give us too much credit. We didn't give you your consciousness, we just played with it.