Everyone Hates Beta

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Samuel L. Jizzle
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Everyone Hates Beta

Post by Samuel L. Jizzle » Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:01 am

Gwyneth Paltrow dumps beta husband after months of infidelity.

The question of course is why did she marry him in the first place—the "man" clearly has issues with women, having already committed some of his sick, stalker fantasies to song:
So I look in your direction,
But you pay me no attention, do you?
I know you don't listen to me.
'cause you say you see straight through me, don't you?

And on and on from the moment I wake,
To the moment I sleep,
I'll be there by your side,
Just you try and stop me,
I'll be waiting in line,
Just to see if you care.
For her part, Gynenth, now 41, has never looked better, and is not expected to remain single for very long.

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Re: Everyone Hates Beta

Post by TomViolenz » Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:29 am

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Re: Everyone Hates Beta

Post by Samuel L. Jizzle » Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:35 am

Son, this here is the lounge.

:lol:

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Re: Everyone Hates Beta

Post by beats me » Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:00 pm

I’m one of the many people who can’t stand Gwyneth. Because that’s what I’m told to do on every news story involving her over the last 5 years.

By contrast I’ve started liking some Coldplay songs despite the fact I’ve also been told ad nauseam I’m supposed to hate them as well.

:x

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Re: Everyone Hates Beta

Post by lowshelf » Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:28 pm

@Jizzle You think them lyrics are stalker-ish? I think they're more like, Bro I Married a Stepford Wife. That's the multi-millionaire stadium venue bedwetter kind of brostep.

@beats, I'm seeing anomalous indications that you are beginning to question your programming? I'm sure it's nothing serious, but we don't want it catching. Please report immediately to bay 6 for reevaluation. Thank you for your cooperation!

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Re: Everyone Hates Beta

Post by Samuel L. Jizzle » Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:56 pm

lowshelf wrote:@Jizzle You think them lyrics are stalker-ish? I think they're more like, Bro I Married a Stepford Wife. That's the multi-millionaire stadium venue bedwetter kind of brostep.
Try doing what he describes in the lyrics to a girl and see where it lands you. :lol:

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Re: Everyone Hates Beta

Post by H20nly » Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:58 pm

what's the name of that song, Restraining Order?

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Re: Everyone Hates Beta

Post by Samuel L. Jizzle » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:15 pm

"Shiver" - which only makes things worse. Chris knows how creepy he is, yet persists in his behaviour. :|

:x

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Re: Everyone Hates Beta

Post by H20nly » Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:47 am

*shudder*

:x

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Re: Everyone Hates Beta

Post by Samuel L. Jizzle » Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:42 am

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Re: Everyone Hates Beta

Post by ian_halsall » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:40 am

IDGAF

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Re: Everyone Hates Beta

Post by Samuel L. Jizzle » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:15 pm

You gave enough of a fuck to post that. Poser.

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Re: Everyone Hates Beta

Post by ian_halsall » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:54 pm

poseur

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Re: Everyone Hates Beta

Post by beats me » Fri Apr 11, 2014 6:59 pm

ian_halsall wrote:poseur


Is this one of those situations where you slipped into a narcoleptic coma before you hit submit and then completed the process as soon as you woke up?

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Re: Everyone Hates Beta

Post by footsy » Sun Apr 13, 2014 10:07 pm

Beta or Alpha.

you're a Beta for calling or thinking that something is "Beta"

An Alpha doesn't give a fuck.




Which makes me a Beta because I actually give a fuck about this. Buuuuuuut I digress... You Beta's need to know this information, therefore you are welcome. You can thank me by shut the fuck up about all these "Betas" and stop putting women on these fucking pedal stoles like you ALL do.
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