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H20nly wrote:i've been ramping up my ex-girlfriend collection.

I'm running out of freezer space, where do you keep yours?!

TomViolenz wrote:

H20nly wrote:i've been ramping up my ex-girlfriend collection.

I'm running out of freezer space, where do you keep yours?!

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I don't know how you can live with yourself, objectifying women like that.

I thought it's ok, if I habitually put them on a pedestal, no?!

You'd still probably get the silent treatment.

Oh well, a girl is rather to be seen than heard anyways, right?!

TomViolenz wrote:

H20nly wrote:i've been ramping up my ex-girlfriend collection.

I'm running out of freezer space, where do you keep yours?!

Women. Can't live with them, can't fit more than two of them in your trunk at a time.

For such a skilled musician I'm shocked at your lack of creativity. There's a multitude of ways one could fit around 8 women in your trunk, give or take some obvious factors. Have you ever seen Audition?

To transition poorly to the OP, it looks like I'm probably going to collect some SkyMiles™ to Anaheim for an indefinite amount of time in order to help a client realize his dream. So if anyone around there is willing to meet halfway or something like that for a beer or jam session, I might be heading out there in less than a month.

If you head north near Oakland or Berkeley holla!

I'll show you my frozen ex collection and the filet knife I use to fit them in the freezer bags.

beats me wrote:Anybody collect anything that doesn't really serve any purpose other then you like collecting it? So I'm not talking vinyl that you are DJing or music plugins because you have no impulse control. I'm talking art, stamps, toys (literal), etc.

I still have all the star trek hallmark ornaments. (yes, including the original enterprise)

I collect my belly button lint....
At Christmas I put it in little glass pimento jars and give as gifts....I usually spray a little cologne on top before I seal the jars...mostly 'Phoenix' by Keith Urban or 'I am king' by that little fucker Puff Daddy.

Doesn't kuntya have one yet.

Edit: Oh buggar, he IS going to have one. Smells like a combination of semen, ciggy butts, exlax and brut.