Fun Fun Friday: How To Make Sweet Cyberlove On The Internet

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Re: Fun Fun Friday: How To Make Sweet Cyberlove On The Internet

Post by regretfullySaid » Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:07 am

OMG I feel so stupid I'm never going to get cyberlucky :evil:

I think at this hour I'd best stay in my safe zone and rent a chola.

Maybe she help me practice and in exchange I do her taxes.
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Re: Fun Fun Friday: How To Make Sweet Cyberlove On The Internet

Post by TomViolenz » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:47 am

shadx312 wrote: having to court a woman for a couple weeks and spend around 20 bucks in the process just to get to first base can get tiring sometimes.
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Do you take 'em to McD?!

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Re: Fun Fun Friday: How To Make Sweet Cyberlove On The Internet

Post by TomViolenz » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:51 am

shadx312 wrote: If I use the actual phone then I'll be able to tell if someone is man or woman
Not necessarily if said man has a pitch shifting device in front of the phone :lol:

(Seriously having played some with vocal samples, I'm shoked each time how most of what's needed to make a man sound like a women (or the reverse) is to pitch it up (or down))

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Re: Fun Fun Friday: How To Make Sweet Cyberlove On The Internet

Post by regretfullySaid » Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:23 pm

If you can stretch 20 bucks over a couple weeks for McDs then I'd love to know how; I can't afford such luxuries. Typically I go dumpster diving every other day and save up the best for a picnic in an industrial park or nice quiet place under a bridge somewhere. Usually I get lucky if my squirrel hunting skills pull through by the end of the date. Chicks love to see that primal side.
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Re: Fun Fun Friday: How To Make Sweet Cyberlove On The Internet

Post by TomViolenz » Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:19 pm

shadx312 wrote:If you can stretch 20 bucks over a couple weeks for McDs then I'd love to know how; I can't afford such luxuries. Typically I go dumpster diving every other day and save up the best for a picnic in an industrial park or nice quiet place under a bridge somewhere. Usually I get lucky if my squirrel hunting skills pull through by the end of the date. Chicks love to see that primal side.
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Mad chopps dude, I'm impressed 8)

That leaves me with a question though: What do you then spend the 20 bucks on?!

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Re: Fun Fun Friday: How To Make Sweet Cyberlove On The Internet

Post by beats me » Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:22 pm

I do not like this highbrow British pornography.

I’ve been engaged in continuous USPS sex with this Georgia peach for the past 2 and half weeks and it’s only cost me $7.68 in postage thus far.

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Re: Fun Fun Friday: How To Make Sweet Cyberlove On The Internet

Post by regretfullySaid » Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:35 pm

As an ex Kentucky resident, the Southern Belle has a warm place in my pants. Hats off.
Unless you meant peach literally then I'd remind you to watch your sugar intake. And take out the seed first.
Do you have a problem with pumpkins?
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Re: Fun Fun Friday: How To Make Sweet Cyberlove On The Internet

Post by regretfullySaid » Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:41 pm

Would that be considered as sex trafficking if beats ordered them?
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Re: Fun Fun Friday: How To Make Sweet Cyberlove On The Internet

Post by nebulae » Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:49 pm

Anything Mike orders is considered sex trafficing, really.
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Re: Fun Fun Friday: How To Make Sweet Cyberlove On The Internet

Post by H20nly » Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:15 pm

:lol:

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Re: Fun Fun Friday: How To Make Sweet Cyberlove On The Internet

Post by regretfullySaid » Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:43 pm

Coincidentally I was omg'ing earlier that I haven't had Panda Express in forever so I'm going to be all up in that later, which is obscene in itself since there are way better actual chinese food places a lot closer.

That said, Beats, I recommend a pumpkin full of warm steamed rice; it'll be like a honeymoon at Niagara Falls in the 80's.
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Re: Fun Fun Friday: How To Make Sweet Cyberlove On The Internet

Post by beats me » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:53 pm

The angus beef with veggies thing is worth the extra dollar.

I find Panda Express is decent Chinese food if one were to try to shoehorn it into the fast food category. You couldn’t call it the McDonalds of Chinese food and I’ve been to plenty of long open family run Chinese food restaurants that serve up large plates of bland comparably.

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Re: Fun Fun Friday: How To Make Sweet Cyberlove On The Internet

Post by regretfullySaid » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:58 pm

Yup!
It's really not that bad!
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Re: Fun Fun Friday: How To Make Sweet Cyberlove On The Internet

Post by H20nly » Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:11 pm

tis true! the way of the Panda is an acceptable path.

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