Fun Fun Friday: How To Make Sweet Cyberlove On The Internet

[regretfullySaid]

OMG I feel so stupid I'm never going to get cyberlucky

I think at this hour I'd best stay in my safe zone and rent a chola.

Maybe she help me practice and in exchange I do her taxes.

[TomViolenz]

having to court a woman for a couple weeks and spend around 20 bucks in the process just to get to first base can get tiring sometimes.

Do you take 'em to McD?!

[TomViolenz]

If I use the actual phone then I'll be able to tell if someone is man or woman

Not necessarily if said man has a pitch shifting device in front of the phone

(Seriously having played some with vocal samples, I'm shoked each time how most of what's needed to make a man sound like a women (or the reverse) is to pitch it up (or down))

[regretfullySaid]

If you can stretch 20 bucks over a couple weeks for McDs then I'd love to know how; I can't afford such luxuries. Typically I go dumpster diving every other day and save up the best for a picnic in an industrial park or nice quiet place under a bridge somewhere. Usually I get lucky if my squirrel hunting skills pull through by the end of the date. Chicks love to see that primal side.

[TomViolenz]

If you can stretch 20 bucks over a couple weeks for McDs then I'd love to know how; I can't afford such luxuries. Typically I go dumpster diving every other day and save up the best for a picnic in an industrial park or nice quiet place under a bridge somewhere. Usually I get lucky if my squirrel hunting skills pull through by the end of the date. Chicks love to see that primal side.

Mad chopps dude, I'm impressed

That leaves me with a question though: What do you then spend the 20 bucks on?!

[beats me]

I do not like this highbrow British pornography.

I’ve been engaged in continuous USPS sex with this Georgia peach for the past 2 and half weeks and it’s only cost me $7.68 in postage thus far.

[regretfullySaid]

As an ex Kentucky resident, the Southern Belle has a warm place in my pants. Hats off.
Unless you meant peach literally then I'd remind you to watch your sugar intake. And take out the seed first.
Do you have a problem with pumpkins?

[nebulae]

http://kotaku.com/peaches-sold-as-sexy- ... 1613809697

[regretfullySaid]

Would that be considered as sex trafficking if beats ordered them?

[nebulae]

Anything Mike orders is considered sex trafficing, really.

[H20nly]

[regretfullySaid]

Coincidentally I was omg'ing earlier that I haven't had Panda Express in forever so I'm going to be all up in that later, which is obscene in itself since there are way better actual chinese food places a lot closer.

That said, Beats, I recommend a pumpkin full of warm steamed rice; it'll be like a honeymoon at Niagara Falls in the 80's.

[beats me]

The angus beef with veggies thing is worth the extra dollar.

I find Panda Express is decent Chinese food if one were to try to shoehorn it into the fast food category. You couldn’t call it the McDonalds of Chinese food and I’ve been to plenty of long open family run Chinese food restaurants that serve up large plates of bland comparably.

[regretfullySaid]

Yup!
It's really not that bad!

[H20nly]

tis true! the way of the Panda is an acceptable path.