I had a horrific & frighteningly vivid nightmare last night.

[Styles Bitchly]

I've also just squeaked out a very, very tiny little fart but FUCK that thing stinks. Just keeping you updated, man.

My money says you enjoyed baking in it...savoring every last molecule of exothermic stank...rustling the air feverishly with waving motions as if to hasten and shepherd the airborne mercaptans single-file towards an uncertain fate deep within the nasal olfactory sensors.

[Forge.]

the worst dreams are when you are with a beautiful woman and she rejects you. Not even being able to get laid in your dreams is a special kind of depressing.

[TomViolenz]

the worst dreams are when you are with a beautiful woman and she rejects you. Not even being able to get laid in your dreams is a special kind of depressing.

not quite
It's just as bad to get the girl, but just when it is about to happen.......you wake up
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Every single freaking time!

[Rave]

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[regretfullySaid]

I've also just squeaked out a very, very tiny little fart but FUCK that thing stinks. Just keeping you updated, man.

My money says you enjoyed baking in it...savoring every last molecule of exothermic stank...rustling the air feverishly with waving motions as if to hasten and shepherd the airborne mercaptans single-file towards an uncertain fate deep within the nasal olfactory sensors.

That was fucking beautiful. It's like 'Tropic of LSZ'