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DID ANYONE ELSE GET REALLY RICH FROM USING ABLETON ???
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 10:05 am
by soundremedy
I CURRENTLY MAKE ABOUT $500,000 PER YEAR. UP FROM $350,000 LAST YEAR. AND ABT $80,000 THE YEAR BEFORE.
HAVEN'T POSTED ON THE FORUMS IN ABOUT 5 YEARS SINCE I STARTED USING THE SOFTWARE BUT YA. ABLETON IS GREAT.
Re: DID ANYONE ELSE GET REALLY RICH FROM USING ABLETON ???
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 10:33 am
by TomViolenz
soundremedy wrote:I CURRENTLY MAKE ABOUT $500,000 PER YEAR. UP FROM $350,000 LAST YEAR. AND ABT $80,000 THE YEAR BEFORE.
HAVEN'T POSTED ON THE FORUMS IN ABOUT 5 YEARS SINCE I STARTED USING THE SOFTWARE BUT YA. ABLETON IS GREAT.
You should really use some of that money to buy a new keyboard. Your CapsLock key seems to be stuck
BTW: Did you by any chance buy a Volvo or Audi with that dough, or at least hire a bunch of Shemale strippers?!
Re: DID ANYONE ELSE GET REALLY RICH FROM USING ABLETON ???
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 10:45 am
by soundremedy
cars yes, strippers hell yessssss. i've played shows on 4 different continents all over the world and toured across the usa many manyyyyy times and been to every state except alaska and rhode island
anyway i just checked back in on the forums cause i had an issue with the delay compensation in live and realized everyone here is really mad at life and hating on one another instead of trying to help... maybe not everyone but the vast majority. idk it was depressing so i had to post this
im getting rich off the software
im fucking all the bitches
and life is good
go ableton gooooooooooo
Re: DID ANYONE ELSE GET REALLY RICH FROM USING ABLETON ???
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 10:47 am
by TomViolenz
soundremedy wrote:idk it was depressing so i had to post this
im getting rich off the software
im fucking all the bitches
and life is good
go ableton gooooooooooo
You ain't helping
Re: DID ANYONE ELSE GET REALLY RICH FROM USING ABLETON ???
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 10:53 am
by Styles Bitchly
I made my fortune long ago with n-Track. I'm no longer inspired musically due to a fat wallet, so I now idle the days away collecting igneous rocks and perfecting my homemade mayonnaise recipe.
Re: DID ANYONE ELSE GET REALLY RICH FROM USING ABLETON ???
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:57 pm
by Richie Witch
Styles Bitchly wrote: perfecting my homemade mayonnaise recipe.
Please post your mayonnaise recipe. I could use a good one to make my life more worthwhile.
Re: DID ANYONE ELSE GET REALLY RICH FROM USING ABLETON ???
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:02 pm
by Angstrom
you know what "mayonnaise recipe" is code for, right?
LA "home-made mayonnaise" recipe : plastic bag, duct tape, hotel door handle, bacon fat, church candle, vapo-rub, bullet ants, cone of shame, mandolin slicer, hand sanitiser, muscular forearms
Re: DID ANYONE ELSE GET REALLY RICH FROM USING ABLETON ???
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:00 pm
by Donnie
Just yesterday I used Ableton Live to turn water into wine.
Re: DID ANYONE ELSE GET REALLY RICH FROM USING ABLETON ???
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:54 pm
by aisling
Donnie wrote:Just yesterday I used Ableton Live to turn water into wine.
With the severe drought in CA, I'm using live to turn wine back to water.
Re: DID ANYONE ELSE GET REALLY RICH FROM USING ABLETON ???
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 4:56 pm
by empathy1
soundremedy wrote:
im getting rich off the software
im fucking all the bitches
and life is good
do you rap as well
Re: DID ANYONE ELSE GET REALLY RICH FROM USING ABLETON ???
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:10 pm
by Styles Bitchly
You know, I don't begrudge anyone having some success, and I'm always one for a good chuckle and an occasional bodacious fart joke, but this topic and the author really do have a rather robust essence of douchenozzlery.
Re: DID ANYONE ELSE GET REALLY RICH FROM USING ABLETON ???
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 9:02 pm
by empathy1
Styles Bitchly wrote:You know, I don't begrudge anyone having some success, and I'm always one for a good chuckle and an occasional bodacious fart joke, but this topic and the author really do have a rather robust essence of douchenozzlery.
wheres the mayonnaise recipe
Re: DID ANYONE ELSE GET REALLY RICH FROM USING ABLETON ???
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 10:11 pm
by Styles Bitchly
empathy1 wrote:Styles Bitchly wrote:You know, I don't begrudge anyone having some success, and I'm always one for a good chuckle and an occasional bodacious fart joke, but this topic and the author really do have a rather robust essence of douchenozzlery.
wheres the mayonnaise recipe
I'm contemplating as to whether I should post such intellectual properties in this public venue considering that I'm in the middle of negotiations with Kraft Foods to license my formula. I don't want to go down the same path as Famous Amos coz everyone knows how that worked out.
Re: DID ANYONE ELSE GET REALLY RICH FROM USING ABLETON ???
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 4:15 am
by Styles Bitchly
empathy1 wrote:Styles Bitchly wrote:You know, I don't begrudge anyone having some success, and I'm always one for a good chuckle and an occasional bodacious fart joke, but this topic and the author really do have a rather robust essence of douchenozzlery.
wheres the mayonnaise recipe
Oh..ok, what the hay. I know you guys are trustworthy. Here ya go:
Styles' Chillnaise
1 Quart Dukes Mayonnaise.
1 Pinch of ground ghost chilis
1 Teaspoon of lard
1 Pinch of brown sugar
2 Teaspoons canned milk
Stir vigorously for 69 seconds. Consume on Melba-Thin crackers as an amazing head-turning hors d'oeuvre, or on a yummy Pickle-Pimento Loaf sandwich.
Re: DID ANYONE ELSE GET REALLY RICH FROM USING ABLETON ???
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:34 am
by Richie Witch
Styles Bitchly wrote:
Oh..ok, what the hay. I know you guys are trustworthy. Here ya go:
Styles' Chillnaise
1 Quart Dukes Mayonnaise.
1 Pinch of ground ghost chilis
1 Teaspoon of lard
1 Pinch of brown sugar
2 Teaspoons canned milk
Stir vigorously for 69 seconds. Consume on Melba-Thin crackers as an amazing head-turning hors d'oeuvre, or on a yummy Pickle-Pimento Loaf sandwich.
I can feel my consciousness expanding....!! I might solve world hunger now!!