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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:29 am
by henry ford
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:38 am
by forge
sweetjesus wrote:
henry ford wrote:heh , is that real ? I want one. I wonder can I trade my three-legged cat for it
Yeah was real.. the poor thing only lived for a day and half from its birth...

http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tale ... 30663.html
wow that is amazing! you can see where fairy tales start - imagine how that would have looked to people in the middle ages!

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:47 am
by henry ford
they would probably have said 'hark! - how queer!' ...and then proceeded to boil it with some cabbage for supper.

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:55 am
by forge
henry ford wrote:they would probably have said 'hark! - how queer!' ...and then proceeded to boil it with some cabbage for supper.
I doubt it - i reckon it would have scared the pease porridge right out of em.

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:58 am
by forge
by the way henry, you've rather succeeded in turning this lovely pretty happy place into a dark and menacing sinister one. GET YE HENCE NEST OF VIPERS!

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:27 am
by henry ford
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:wink:

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:41 am
by henry ford
hark! whats that at the end of a rainbow..?...why i think its a video link to the pixie realm?!?

http://www.filecabi.net/video/salsa-cindy.html

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:00 pm
by clipperer
hey you all creatures of the top secret thread!
smutek i wanna ask you a question, how many octaves your octopus friend has?

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:16 pm
by smutek
clipperer wrote:hey you all creatures of the top secret thread!
smutek i wanna ask you a question, how many octaves your octopus friend has?
Why, thirty eleven ofcourse!

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:18 pm
by smutek
This fantastic creature had this to say just this morning:

fantiastic creature number Q wrote: http://www.betterbrand.dk/images/studdo ... n-jovi.jpg

Once upon a time
Not so long ago
fantastic creature number Q used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike
He's down on his luck...it's tough, so tough
fantastic creature number h works the diner all day
Working for her man, she brings hom her pay
Whoa, livin' at THE TOP SECRET THREAD

She says, We've got to hold on to what we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
If we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot
For THE TOP SECRET THREAD - we'll give it a shot

CHORUS:
Whoa, we're half way there
Whoa, livin' at THE TOP SECRET THREAD
Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear
Whoa, livin' at THE TOP SECRET THREAD

Tommy got his six string in hock
Now he's holding in what he used
To make it talk - so tough, it's tough
Gina dreams of running away
When she cries in the night
Tommy whispers, Baby it's okay, someday

We've got to hold on to THE TOP SECRET THREAD
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
If we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot
For THE TOP SECRET THREAD - we'll give it a shot

CHORUS

We've got to hold on ready or not
You live for the TOP SECRET THREAD when it's all that you've got

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:27 pm
by smutek
henry ford wrote:Image

:wink:
Alll of your creatures are wonderfull Henry!

Thanks for bringing them! If they are hungry tell them to grab some food from the meadow!

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:30 pm
by clipperer
smutek wrote:
clipperer wrote:hey you all creatures of the top secret thread!
smutek i wanna ask you a question, how many octaves your octopus friend has?
Why, thirty eleven ofcourse!
wooh man, think what music you could do featuring octopus??

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:38 pm
by henry ford
Lady's got her fix
lady's got it gooood
she's turned some trix
she's been suckin woooood

ohhhhhhhhHHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhHHHhHhhh
now shes unconcious at the secret thread
she's sold every orifice
in her mangey bed

ohhh OH woah , YA!
cos we've got to - BAM
unite tooooNITE
cos i've got to - WHAM
do her right
and leave her some extra change
to eraaaaase that mange
frooooOOM her life
she'll stick you with a knife


YA!


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july 26th - Imelda during happier times, before she sucked the glass dick for the first time - DAMNIT LORD! LEAVE HER BE!

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:52 pm
by henry ford
i said yo yo and a whoo ra ra
ding dang and a poon tang tang

bang bang i shoot my shotgun
cos i've got one
and its loaded
so i let her-----RIP!

chorus:

bang bang oh bang bang
ding dang oh bang bang

you're under arrest you godless son of a bitch


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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:53 pm
by smutek
Such a sad poem henry! It sounds like she's had a rough time out there. It's good that you've brought her here. No one will bother her here!