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Lots of corporate jingle jangle goins on

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:17 pm
by regretfullySaid
Basically, lot's of base touching going on here, across the board. Literally. Scared of getting caught in the crossfires of all the email shooting going on. The All-Hands Town Hall meeting concluded that brackets aren't fitting into margins. Blamestorming concluded that challenges weren't championed. Cluster teams couldn't drill down and go the extra-mile to conceptualize the game plan, so there was a large amount of emotional leakage. It's like nailing Jell-O® to a tree. They're so out-of-loop that no one's on the same page. It's time to get proactive; play hardball; peel the onion. Time to ramp it up and synergize for the team.



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Re: Lots of corporate jingle jangle goins on

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:25 pm
by regretfullySaid
(in theory)

Re: Lots of corporate jingle jangle goins on

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:50 pm
by ollyb303
That's some outside the box, blue sky thinking right there.

Re: Lots of corporate jingle jangle goins on

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:56 pm
by regretfullySaid
It's quite a visceral experience!

Re: Lots of corporate jingle jangle goins on

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:16 pm
by beats me
Which Apple competitor do you work for?

Re: Lots of corporate jingle jangle goins on

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:24 pm
by regretfullySaid
Actually it's a social media start-up named after an action verb with a vowel taken out.

NOT!

Re: Lots of corporate jingle jangle goins on

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:47 pm
by beats me
I think working for a social media start-up right now would be even more depressing than working for an Apple competitor. They’re all trying to do slight variants of what’s already out there.

“Staff. We’ve nailed it. This is going to be huge. It’s like Twitter, but wait for it…..a 156 character limit. BAM! We’ve also contracted 16 different developers to make 16 different mobile apps to deliver our content. Which one will be the best? Who the fuck cares! We’re talking 16 apps here, people. All with the same purpose. Marketing will keep you all updated on Facebook and Twitter.”

Re: Lots of corporate jingle jangle goins on

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:01 pm
by jbodango
Incredible synergy in this forum.

Re: Lots of corporate jingle jangle goins on

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:18 pm
by ollyb303
We're breaking glass ceilings...