The Lounge is nothing but another Sausage Fest

[LoopStationZebra]

Seriously. Cocks everywhere. I like crossing swords as much as the next guy, but this is getting ridiculous.

[liveISlife]

For being so ridiculous your pretty quick to jump in to it!

[myxomat0515]

Maybe if you bug the abes they'll open up a singles lounge too.

[ethios4]

Where's the Americans Lounge? I don't like seeing unnecessary 'u' letters in words.

[ikeaboy]

Its gayer than gay sex in here

[Sage]

Where's the Americans Lounge? I don't like seeing unnecessary 'u' letters in words.

This is why Americans fail at luxury.

[ethios4]

Germans too, looks like...

[smutek]

Released too soon, should have been beta tested longer

[LoopStationZebra]

For being so ridiculous your pretty quick to jump in to it!

Well, yah. I was hoping to find some chicks here. Instead, it should simply be called The Sausage Den.

[shatzer]

Where the fuck are the trannies? All this beef and no tits.

[Android Bishop]

For being so ridiculous your pretty quick to jump in to it!

Well, yah. I was hoping to find some chicks here. Instead, it should simply be called The Sausage Den.

this is the pro audio world, on the internet. THERE ARE NO GIRLS. Someone of your expertise should have figured this out over a decade ago

[supamonsta]

It's not a "LOUNGE" but a "MOSHPIT"

like it

[LoopStationZebra]

For being so ridiculous your pretty quick to jump in to it!

Well, yah. I was hoping to find some chicks here. Instead, it should simply be called The Sausage Den.

this is the pro audio world, on the internet. THERE ARE NO GIRLS. Someone of your expertise should have figured this out over a decade ago

True, but perhaps Ableton could've taken some of their enormous profits and hired some proper whores for the Lounge? no?

[#1thelark]

I'm typing this without looking at the screen for a purpose... please do NOT post awkward pictures of "sausages".
Send them to ratemypoo instead. Thank you.

[LoopStationZebra]

Too Late.