ARE YOU SINGLE???

[ethios4]

I've also come to realize the less I really care about needing a woman, the more they seem to be attracted to me. (go figure). I think they, as a race, can sense when a man is getting too wise. They send out some mass intuitive female bulletin, "Warning! another male is starting to wise up! Attack from all sides!"

I have never had more women desperately interested in me than when I was deliberately abstinent. Several at once literally begging for me to get with them.

[ethios4]

About that poll....how to vote for option 2 and 3?

[3dot...]

i have sex all the time but she says: "why define it? its perfectly good now!"
so i have a relationship (practical) but its not a *relationship*.
shes weird, i like her.

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I have 3 of those...but it's usually me that gives the 'no definition argument'..
my guess... she's doing reverse psychology on you

[nuxnamon]

you should add AshleyMadison.Com subscriber as one of your choices..

[leedsquietman]

I found the opposite. When single you almost have a 'I'm a pervo filthy dog who is a single loser' blazing neon light over your head. Unless of course, you are a filthy rich b'stard who drives a flash Corvette or Ferrari etc.

As soon as I was in a relationship with my woman (and now wife) suddenly I was having to beat off women. When I was single it took me years of getting passed over and not even looked at before I got lucky and met the missus.

You see these crazy broads on Dr. Phil and Oprah etc who write books on how to steal away married men from other women because 'all single men are dogs and losers, and the only reason they're single is because no woman wants them...'

Oh yeah ... ethios ... if you're a monk or if you're gay the women will be all over you too ... they don't feel threatened because they think yoour Johnson will stay in your pants and it's a personal challenge if they like you to 'convert you'

[funky shit]

funny this thread appeard as im in early tonight, as all my friends are crap tonight cause were havin a bit of a mad one tomorrow

anyway, sittin here thinkin about my current woman situation.
what a load of crazy bitches.
really
honestly?
i cant even go into it just for the sheer fact that ive no idea what the fucks going on.
i duno, maby its the beer.. usually im a happy "up" person who just says "fuck it" in these situations.




hahaha yeah right, im an ableton geek, i havent even been with a woman in my life.

[ethios4]

Women are drawn to unobtanium.

[ThrowAway]

I regularly see a girl but have no commitement and havent had sex with her so I dont think I fit any of the 3 choices.

[beats me]

If I wasn't single then I wouldn't be able to finish my Friday night reading the updates on this thread:

http://forum.ableton.com/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=136694

Is it sad that I don't think that's sad?

[oddtones001]

Yes. I get to play guitar and all my gear anytime I want,watch what I want when I want (No more Friends or Gilmore Girls reruns) No more paying to see "chick movies" that make me want to puke. I'm medically retired so I'm not pulling in the loot that they were accustomed to. Can't see well enough to drive safely. I spoon on the couch with a pit bull. I've never been happier. No more emotional waterboarding for me!! I can pick a toaster out at Walmart, all alike and I go for the screwed up one that has to be returned every time. The brain tumor took care of my eyesight and my sex drive to where I don't feel the need to chase the cat as much, that is until I take a replacement dose of injectable testosterone. Being single does suck sometimes but not as much as the head games. Maybe it's me who's screwed up. I don't give a shit anymore. My last 2 girlfriends have already been married and going through divorce, I feel so very bad for them..........that they were stupid enough to marry the first swinging dick who asked. Boo hoo!!! After a break up of a serious relationship, I think you should spend some time alone instead of jumping right back into something. Get to know yourself again and don't get serious with the first chick you stick your pee pee into. Thanks for letting me share, I need a drink. My nerves are gone just thinking about this shit!

[ethios4]

After a break up of a serious relationship, I think you should spend some time alone instead of jumping right back into something. Get to know yourself again and don't get serious with the first chick you stick your pee pee into.

Abso-freaking-lutely!! Glad you've found happy times man!

[leedsquietman]

No more Friends or Gilmore Girls reruns

Had to laugh at this - my wife's fave program is Gilmore Girls and guess which sap bought her a mega pack (seasons 4,5 and 6) for a Christmas present a couple of years ago - yes, it got me brownie points and bedroom gratification for one night, but I've been suffering ever since

[funky shit]

Get to know yourself again and don't get serious with the first chick you stick your pee pee into.

great advice

[3dot...]

I found the opposite. When single you almost have a 'I'm a pervo filthy dog who is a single loser' blazing neon light over your head. Unless of course, you are a filthy rich b'stard who drives a flash Corvette or Ferrari etc.

your view of life is very grim.. live you own life..
if you're happy ..you had good luck in finding the right girl..
the rest of us . are looking for her..
and trying to have fun in the process..
if you find it cynical that women want you when you're not single...it's not.. it's because you're being tested..

[3dot...]

Get to know yourself again and don't get serious with the first chick you stick your pee pee into.

great advice

+1...
casusal sex is the only cure..