Why Americans don't like European football
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^ no time for strategy LSZ... gotta keep movin...
*half time*
"lets all have a bit of orange"
*half time*
"lets all have a bit of orange"
LoopStationZebra wrote:it's like a hipster commie pinko manifesto. Rambling. Angry. Nearly divorced from all reality; yet strangely compelling with a ring of truth.
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oh and don't worry dum... you don't have to catch the ball.
YOU... get to be running back
YOU... get to be running back
LoopStationZebra wrote:it's like a hipster commie pinko manifesto. Rambling. Angry. Nearly divorced from all reality; yet strangely compelling with a ring of truth.
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When you get done with that...
We've got some 90 mile (145-ish kilometers) an hour fast balls all lined up for you.
Don't bother wearing a helmet. Those are for sissies
We've got some 90 mile (145-ish kilometers) an hour fast balls all lined up for you.
Don't bother wearing a helmet. Those are for sissies
LoopStationZebra wrote:it's like a hipster commie pinko manifesto. Rambling. Angry. Nearly divorced from all reality; yet strangely compelling with a ring of truth.
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LoopStationZebra wrote:dum wrote:Rugby didn't catch on stateside because [a] there's very little stoppage time, meaning you can't be lazy or fat to be of any use to the team you're not coated in padding so you have to play with skill or take the hard knocks
look at the states other national sport, baseball. Another lazy fucks sport with more time spent standing around than participating in the game.
seeing a pattern here...
Indeed.
Rugby = mongoloids running about trying their level best to move the pretty ball down the field before crafts hour at the Home.
Football/baseball = strategy
Rugby = Strategy, just don't need to stand around for hours deciding what to do like in American football.
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Sage delivers the truth. Now with added sugar for the American market.
Pasha wrote:Thanks dum for being so precise.
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I just got off the phone with the High School football coach. He's got that running back position all lined up for you...
I told him the pants might be too little for you, but he says he's got a hookup with the peewee leagues so your little uniform shouldn't be a problem. Oh and don't worry, no pads for the tough guy cheaper anyway... those things are expensive.
They have ice-cream after the games, but I told him you need fat free frozen yogurt. He called you a little bitch but said that its doable.
I told him the pants might be too little for you, but he says he's got a hookup with the peewee leagues so your little uniform shouldn't be a problem. Oh and don't worry, no pads for the tough guy cheaper anyway... those things are expensive.
They have ice-cream after the games, but I told him you need fat free frozen yogurt. He called you a little bitch but said that its doable.
LoopStationZebra wrote:it's like a hipster commie pinko manifesto. Rambling. Angry. Nearly divorced from all reality; yet strangely compelling with a ring of truth.
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.....all righty then.
I just talked to some pretend guy, and asked him some pretend questions, and he gave me some pretend answers, and now I'm pretending to be remotely interested in pretend related stories that are presumably supposed to be funny.
I just talked to some pretend guy, and asked him some pretend questions, and he gave me some pretend answers, and now I'm pretending to be remotely interested in pretend related stories that are presumably supposed to be funny.
Pasha wrote:Thanks dum for being so precise.
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Hmm. I've a feeling that mascot duty might be more in line for dum.
You can do and say pretty much anything you want, no one knows who you are, and you can be completely naked inside.
You can do and say pretty much anything you want, no one knows who you are, and you can be completely naked inside.
I came for the
But stayed for the
But stayed for the
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Mascot's are in a way, imposters...actors.
So I'd say it's career choice more suited to yourself
So I'd say it's career choice more suited to yourself
Pasha wrote:Thanks dum for being so precise.
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^ no, no, thats perfect for the dum.
He can change heads all the time too. Just like on the forum.
i bet you don't weigh a buck 50 soaking wet...
He can change heads all the time too. Just like on the forum.
^ This is STILL funny.dum wrote:american handegg & baseball. National sports played by what is supposed to be society's young & fit. Yet they are games for lazy fat fucks.
i bet you don't weigh a buck 50 soaking wet...
LoopStationZebra wrote:it's like a hipster commie pinko manifesto. Rambling. Angry. Nearly divorced from all reality; yet strangely compelling with a ring of truth.
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Oh and just so you know... the joke is the fact that I don't think you could even hang with high school kids let alone college or pros.
little man
little man
LoopStationZebra wrote:it's like a hipster commie pinko manifesto. Rambling. Angry. Nearly divorced from all reality; yet strangely compelling with a ring of truth.
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heh...I saw your edit.
What's up with that ? Taking the forum drama a little too seriously (as per usual)
Anyways, all of these ad hominems don't change the facts at hand re: american sports.
Dull, stoppage ridden games for lazy, stupid fat fucks.
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What's up with that ? Taking the forum drama a little too seriously (as per usual)
Anyways, all of these ad hominems don't change the facts at hand re: american sports.
Dull, stoppage ridden games for lazy, stupid fat fucks.
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Pasha wrote:Thanks dum for being so precise.
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...says the Leprechaun.
LoopStationZebra wrote:it's like a hipster commie pinko manifesto. Rambling. Angry. Nearly divorced from all reality; yet strangely compelling with a ring of truth.
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dum wrote:Mascot's are in a way, imposters...actors.
So I'd say it's career choice more suited to yourself
lol.
Funny you should say that. I'm wearing this now.
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Re: Why Americans don't like European football
Do European football players get paid large unjustifiable amounts of money too?