the i hate dave matthews thread !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShaneFontane]

dave. dave. dave. apparently he wields super powers because his musicianship is generic at best, imho. YES, he can play well, but it all seems so generic.

why. why must it be so generic?

and i am def one who cannot listen to his music. i obviously do not have the personal connection that his fans found, but i suppose that's the same for all listeners/musician relationships...

[Sibanger]

DMB, 4 or 5 rugged smoky cats...and a drummer that can play ghost notes like no fucking software could ever produce

Dave Matthews Band
The Best Of What's Around Volume 1
Something Awful Review by Dr. David Thorpe

The Dave Matthews band is the ultimate example of the “good drummer law.” If ever you say something bad about a band and somebody says “yeah, well they had a really good drummer,” the band is even worse than you thought, and the person who made the remark is mentally unfit to be considered human. It is the ultimate weak-ass argument, and it is the last resort of the truly fucking clueless.
Take pity on the poor soul who invokes the good drummer. Buy him a lollypop and a copy of Phil Collins’ “No Jacket Required,” and mercifully prod him into the nearest active volcano.

Missed this gem almost a year back.
Still hating!

[Rabalder]

Yeah but their drummer is pretty sick...

+1000000

[dhilsabeck]

[chris vine]

glad to see this thread resurrected........

[dhilsabeck]

I like all this hatred coming from the Southern Hemisphere...

[chris vine]

why. why must it be so generic?

[synnack]

i am not even going to read the thread. the subject alone is enough for a +1

[macmurphy]

i had no idea who dave mathews is so i googled him and listened to one of his, um, 'songs'.
'dancing nancies'.
christ. what a wanker.

[spaceman]

I love Dave Matthews, and his band.
Top notch!

[spaceman]

I told her I would never again play Autechre around her provided that she never again play Dave Matthews around me.

She agreed.

We were married in September of 2003 (tomorrow is our 5 year anniversary), our agreement endures, and our relationship is a strong as ever because of it!

In all fairness, Autechre is shit and the Dave Matthews Band is ace.
But that's a good agreement anyway.

[Verbal]

Why do you hate Dave Matthews?

Making a topic about how you hate him and that you hate everyone that likes him without a valid reason just makes you look like a dbag.

[dhilsabeck]

[john gordon]

Why do you hate Dave Matthews?

Making a topic about how you hate him and that you hate everyone that likes him without a valid reason just makes you look like a dbag.

thats right i am a dbag and i hate you as well fucker.now go suck a cock you cum guzzling turd.
thanks for keeping this thread alive peeps!!!! one love....

[spaceman]

Why do you hate Dave Matthews?

Making a topic about how you hate him and that you hate everyone that likes him without a valid reason just makes you look like a dbag.

thats right i am a dbag and i hate you as well fucker.now go suck a cock you cum guzzling turd.
thanks for keeping this thread alive peeps!!!! one love....

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It must save millions in psychiatry bills all over the world.