woman are fuckin mental

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 1:33 pm

really

crofter · Post by **crofter** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:04 pm

really?

slatepipe · Post by **slatepipe** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:09 pm

they have their moments thats for sure

djsynchro · Post by **djsynchro** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:58 pm

it just works.

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:59 pm

nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:47 pm

Re: woman are fuckin mental

woman are fuckin mental
men are fuckin mental
lets go fuckin mental
ooh-la looh-la lay

there she is boys, the next Eurovision winner I reckon . . .

hows verse 2 go?

nikulo · Post by **nikulo** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:58 pm

i cant tell you how incredibly much i agree.

because i'm just writing with one.

she drives me to the total insanity, and i hate it more than anything.
( i really do suffer under her bitchiness)

bad thing is, shes fucking beautiful and i have a crush on her : /

i mean WTF? why cant they just talk straight and tell us what the fuck they whant from us. xD
pathetic the most powerful man is totally screwed (and so is his power), when he falls in love with the wrong/right girl.

I should be the one playing with HER!, at least thats what i always say to all the guys with sorrow Girltrouble^^
unfortunately that doesnt seem to work when she fucks your brain up.
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biochemical reactions in my brains are TEH SUCK!

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:00 pm

cause they are bastards

fishmonkey · Post by **fishmonkey** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:19 pm

nikulo wrote:i cant tell you how incredibly much i agree.

because i'm just writing with one.

she drives me to the total insanity, and i hate it more than anything.
( i really do suffer under her bitchiness)

bad thing is, shes fucking beautiful and i have a crush on her : /

i mean WTF? why cant they just talk straight and tell us what the fuck they whant from us. xD
pathetic the most powerful man is totally screwed (and so is his power), when he falls in love with the wrong/right girl.

I should be the one playing with HER!, at least thats what i always say to all the guys with sorrow Girltrouble^^
unfortunately that doesnt seem to work when she fucks your brain up.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

biochemical reactions in my brains are TEH SUCK!

so you put up with her bitchiness because you've got a huge crush on her, she has the temerity to not return your undying affection, and she's the mental one???

"the most powerful man"

uh huh.

leedsquietman · Post by **leedsquietman** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:24 pm

You gotta learn to be Clint Eastwood and then you'll have no probs. 9/10 women cream their panties for Clint.

Don't talk much (or at all) - be the strong macho silent type. Don't let your dick turn you into a gibbering wreck and look desperate. Like a lion stalking a zebra, you play it patient and cool and find the right moment to launch your attack, don't just run out flailing like an octopus at first sight and end up with an epic fail for others to laugh at.

Treat 'em mean. Don't call them for days at a time and if they they try this with you, don't cave first. You MIGHT come over if they call you, if you feel like it. Or you might blow them off and spend the night making love to Ableton Live, and they will accept it or you move on...

If they blow you off don't show weakness by crying or blabbing on an internet forum about it. Stay cool and the next one will be along before you know it. Did you ever see Clint bitterly babbling on about 'this whore rejected me, so she must be a lesbian'?

squelcht · Post by **squelcht** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:28 pm

Woman are fucking metal

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:31 pm

leedsquietman wrote:You gotta learn to be Clint Eastwood and then you'll have no probs. 9/10 women cream their panties for Clint.

Don't talk much (or at all) - be the strong macho silent type. Don't let your dick turn you into a gibbering wreck and look desperate. Like a lion stalking a zebra, you play it patient and cool and find the right moment to launch your attack, don't just run out flailing like an octopus at first sight and end up with an epic fail for others to laugh at.

Treat 'em mean. Don't call them for days at a time and if they they try this with you, don't cave first. You MIGHT come over if they call you, if you feel like it. Or you might blow them off and spend the night making love to Ableton Live, and they will accept it or you move on...

If they blow you off don't show weakness by crying or blabbing on an internet forum about it. Stay cool and the next one will be along before you know it. Did you ever see Clint bitterly babbling on about 'this whore rejected me, so she must be a lesbian'?

yeooooooo

naw i wasnt blown off. i just always attract the fuckin nut cases

fishmonkey · Post by **fishmonkey** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:43 pm

no doubt drawn inexorably to your supreme sanity...

leedsquietman · Post by **leedsquietman** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:00 pm

Funky,

I was speaking in general about the being blown off part, no offense mate ...

You got Live, a bottle of Coke and your right (or left hand). That's potential for a great night in without the mental women

djsynchro · Post by **djsynchro** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:04 pm

djsynchro wrote:it just works.

this