wow, that was rather disturbing. when will the healing begin?mikemc wrote:well, that's nice. I guess you're off to by a big curved knife with which to cut your wife's nose off now, right, you sonofabitch?nebulae wrote:It's ok, while you were banging Mrs. Neb, I jizzed over every Apple product you own. I jizzed especially hard on your iPhone earpiece so that I'd have the satisfaction of knowing that the next time someone called you, I was essentially skullfucking your ear. That felt good.LoopStationZebra wrote:neb, I'm sorry for banging your wife when you were passed out drunk last weekend.
honestly, I'm sorry.
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Fucking bunch of wankers, this thread's so shit I got a tortoisehead kissing the back surface of my underwear.
There, purged i am.
There, purged i am.
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You're such an evil mother fucker for eating tortoises. What's wrong with you?! Did chicken get boring or something?!?!Martyn wrote:Fucking bunch of wankers, this thread's so shit I got a tortoisehead kissing the back surface of my underwear.
There, purged i am.
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giving birth riiiight n....ow.
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you're right neb, he's a sick bastard, sorry I said what I said-- you're right to de-nose your wife and soil boutique electronics... but eating tortoises, damn that is just depraved.nebulae wrote:You're such an evil mother fucker for eating tortoises. What's wrong with you?! Did chicken get boring or something?!?!Martyn wrote:Fucking bunch of wankers, this thread's so shit I got a tortoisehead kissing the back surface of my underwear.
There, purged i am.
UTENZIL a tool... of the muse.
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This is exactly how I talk to my mother.crofter wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTifRi3qDkU
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nebulae wrote:It's ok, while you were banging Mrs. Neb, I jizzed over every Apple product you own. I jizzed especially hard on your iPhone earpiece so that I'd have the satisfaction of knowing that the next time someone called you, I was essentially skullfucking your ear. That felt good.LoopStationZebra wrote:neb, I'm sorry for banging your wife when you were passed out drunk last weekend.
honestly, I'm sorry.
Well, this is as good a time as any to apologize in advance because, you see, we videotaped your little jiz session with my Apple products and it's starting to go viral on the interwebs right now. I'm told Steve Balmer has declared it nothing short of genius, and that he's wacked off several times to the vid whilst yelling "GO LITTLE BROWN GIRL! WORK IT, BABY! YOU FUCKING LITTLE WHORE!"
True story, that.
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I've always wanted to have Balmer whacking off to me in a girly outfit. This is the thread where dreams come true.
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I am very sorry.......
...that I wasted my time reading this thread
...that I wasted my time reading this thread
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your all such mean burly men, i'm taking my delicate feminine beauty elsewhere
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^what's so delicate about being ridden hard and put away wet?
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You are all a bunch of peurile imbeciles, but here's my top 3 dickheads on this forum.
Coming in at number 3 is Leisuremuffin - just because he is a wanker. It was a tough call as there are quite a few contenders for the number 3 spot.
The number 2 spot goes to ChiDJ - because he kisses nebulaes arse a lot and gives the impression that he's never read a book. Plus, I wouldn't like to eat in his vicinity just in case his spittle lands in my food.
Number 1 clearly goes to [drumroll].....
Nebulae- because he would be the guy at a barbeque wearing the apron with tits painted on them and think it was the height of wit.
Coming in at number 3 is Leisuremuffin - just because he is a wanker. It was a tough call as there are quite a few contenders for the number 3 spot.
The number 2 spot goes to ChiDJ - because he kisses nebulaes arse a lot and gives the impression that he's never read a book. Plus, I wouldn't like to eat in his vicinity just in case his spittle lands in my food.
Number 1 clearly goes to [drumroll].....
Nebulae- because he would be the guy at a barbeque wearing the apron with tits painted on them and think it was the height of wit.
Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.