Contest: Best tune by Ableton Forum user 2010

[White_Rabbit]

My entry

[leedsquietman]

I'm just having a laugh old pop tart, I love Belgium - just not the tarnce and the horse meat ! (you sick b*stards - it tastes like rubber, what's the attraction, we all love ponies, not just little girls ?)

Bruges, Brussels, even the toilet which is Liege all have their own unique charm. I recommend anyone visit there. I thought Poirot was a hell of a clever detective too.

[morbid]

Barred genres

Why not ban homosexuals and anyone with a disability whilst youre at it

You massive bell-end

[martinkellogs]

edited

[dum]

Barred genres

Why not ban homosexuals and anyone with a disability whilst youre at it

By banning those genres he already has.




Oh snap!

[martinkellogs]

snappy

[3phase]

barred genres addendum

anything from Belgium

Why am I banned twice, my genre and my nationality ??

too hard for the soft tissue between his ears?

[dum]

This is another bad joke thread btw. Doesn't anyone remember Abletony's last thread ?
http://forum.ableton.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=147980

[robfoster]

barred genres addendum

dubstep, dumstep, anything with 'step' in the title or anything vaguely related, such as grime and while you're at it, reggaeton, anything from Belgium and let's ban chocolate croissants just for the hell of it (but hands off the cheese and muffins or you will be impaled on a rusty spike outside Buck House)

The best music is mine btw. Me, Me, Me. That's what everyone is going to say on a thread like this.

Unless Ableton come up with an official competition with prizes and no voting for yourself and have a moderator run it, something I haven't seen them do in the 4 years I've been posting here, you might as well go and spank the monkey and get your kicks. That is all. I've entered other contests which function like this and they were pretty lame too, but at least I won $25 at one of them (http://mix2r.fm/) 3 years or so ago for having the joint 2nd best electronic track (probably 10 people voted and there really was a lot of noob crap in that contest, so I take no pride in being joint 2nd ...)

^This.......

definite +1 on dubstep

[Frederik654]

I love Belgium - just not the tarnce and the horse meat ! (you sick b*stards - it tastes like rubber, what's the attraction, we all love ponies, not just little girls ?

Actually we love the little girls too according to Belgian church

http://richarddawkins.net/articles/5074 ... se-silence

[jeskola01]

Where's Titbag when you need him?

Does he still make an appearance?

[marra]

Heard some dudes saying first prize is a record deal, 2nd place is a booking at Lowlands.nl and 3rd is access to a rare samples collection..
can anybody confirm this though? abletony?

[marra]

What's going on here?

[marra]

Anyone?

[abletony84]

Due to the lack of applicants this project has moved on to become:

The Ableton Artist Collaboration

No barred genres this time. Sorry about that!