Light discussion about the G, the A and the Y.

[nebulae]

I enjoy sad and vacuous people as my friends. Good friends.

[ChiDJ]

I've sucked cock.

and the truth comes out at last

I just want to know if my open and, admittedly perverted attitude is no longer welcome on these Ableton forums.

You incessantly objectify women as nothing more than sperm receptacles, too frequently while referring to them as 'cunts'. But of course you know that. To be honest I don't find you offensive, just sad & vacuous....like anyone else who's personality = their sexuality

Thanks man! You're Awesome!

[dum]

De nada.

It is kind of funny though, after all the years of your hyperbolic chauvinism & inherent mysogyny... and the subsequent speculation that you're probably compensating for something .... it turns out to be true.

From this revelationary moment onwards, maybe you can instead regale us with countless, endless, tales of sucking guys off ? Just to switch it up a bit. We can't have you forgoing the 'I like sex' shtick after all.

[nebulae]

Wait, does bi mean you only like cock?

[dum]

do rhetorical questions come more contrived ?

[rikhyray]

What I did ask ChiDJ to do - I think I made this pretty clear - was to refrain using the word "gay" to imply that something is negative..

Das geht mir zu weit!
Mr. Abravanel, are you out of your mind ? Since when did you get promoted to Duden or Webster, who are you to define what is the meaning of the words ?
You might truly "live on internet" which is what got you the job @ Ableton, but do not forget there is real world too. Where most of the forum members live but perhaps no so much you.
It looks to me that your actions and statements are exactly opposite to what you were employed for. Social media without social skills?
I am under strong impression that Mr. Abravanel posses no skills to socialise in real life or - quod erat demonstrandum- in virtual.
He is not a person anyone would bother to have casual talk to in a bar, club or music shop, not due to racial, political or sexual reasons but his asocial attitude, inability, unwillingness to communicate with others.
There were many post, threads here I didn't like or found excessive, nobody forced me to read them, not much to be concerned.
However an individual who turns himself into omnipotent "delete button" intoxicated Chekist, who alone knows what is good or evil, black or white, policeman,persecutor and judge a in one, ultimate authority on linguistic...etc,etc that calls for concern.
It is Berlin but 2010 not 1980 and Ableton is not MfS aka Ministerium für Staatssicherheit (Ministry for State Security).
So Mr. D.A. perhaps drop once in a while into non virtual reality or maybe take a shot @ socialising in real life. Buying someone (maybe subFunk Axel) a beer could be a starting point, just dont start in Neu Köln or Kreuzberg, with attitude like your present, you might get hurt too easily, dont want Ableton sue me for these suggestions.

[nebulae]

do rhetorical questions come more contrived ?

What exactly are you asking?

[ChiDJ]

Wait, does bi mean you only like cock?

Yeah. I don't like kissing guys or taking it up the pooper. ( That's just too "happy" for me ).

[nebulae]

While we're at it, why does anyone like to take or give it in the pooper? That's where poop is. Seriously.

[steko]

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/gay-s ... aight-sex/

http://www.dangerousminds.net/comments/ ... president/ omfg!

[nebulae]

So the conclusion from this scientific study is that straight women are slightly stupider than gay women, but both gay and straight women are stupider than gay and straight men, respectively?

[cosmosuave]

While we're at it, why does anyone like to take or give it in the pooper? That's where poop is. Seriously.

Because it's dirty and your not suppose to do it...

[nebulae]

yeah, but not dirty in that good way, more like dirty in a smelly way

[stringtapper]

So the conclusion from this scientific study is that straight women are slightly stupider than gay women, but both gay and straight women are stupider than gay and straight men, respectively?

The conclusion is that gay men are definitely the gayest. Look at that sissy-boy baby-blue bar they get.

[nebulae]

I am totally ok with that color.