David Abernathy Q&A Session

[smutek]

I thought it would be good to start a Q&A thread where we can post questions to David Abernathy and he will answer them here in one place.

Please keep everything on topic and be polite.

I'll Start -

David Abnernathy,

1) Are you now or have you ever been an employee of the Central Intelligence Agency?

2) While at the CIA what was your job function and to which directorate were you assigned?

3) Are you an expert in counter-insurgency operations with a focus on applied new media propaganda?

4) How do you plan to defeat LoopStationZebra?

5) Why has the intellectual, ChiDJ, been singled out for special treatment?

[ChiDJ]

Out of respect for D.A.V.E. and my promises not to disclose what we have discussed, I will only surrender this one telling bit:


HE IS AN AMERICAN.

[stonee]

this is totally like one of those movies where the teacher comes to the "bad" classroom and is trying to deal with all the "rough" students, but they all keep trying to scare away the teacher and being pushy n shit.

acording to these movies, david is either going to give up and take of (possibly taking the whole forum with him...) or he's going to have to earn the respect of the "rough" ones.


basically david, you're going to have to tell a dirty joke.

[H20nly]

dirty joke FTW!

[Forge.]

basically david, you're going to have to tell a dirty joke.

[UKRuss]

dirty joke FTW!

Yeah, preferably about teh gayz

[LoopStationZebra]

I AM NOT THE ENEMY!!!!!!

[smutek]

[beats me]

I got permission to post this controversial picture.



Learn to play the new game correctly and they won't mess with you.

[Slightlydelic]

Out of respect for D.A.V.E. and my promises not to disclose what we have discussed, I will only surrender this one telling bit:


HE IS AN AMERICAN.

well that was obvious from the video hes in.

[H20nly]

Out of respect for D.A.V.E. and my promises not to disclose what we have discussed, I will only surrender this one telling bit:


HE IS AN AMERICAN.

well that was obvious from the video hes in.

you mean... evidence.

[Lazos]

the intellectual, ChiDJ,

Huh? I'm confused by this word combination . . .

[timothyallan]

this is totally like one of those movies where the teacher comes to the "bad" classroom and is trying to deal with all the "rough" students, but they all keep trying to scare away the teacher and being pushy n shit.

acording to these movies, david is either going to give up and take of (possibly taking the whole forum with him...) or he's going to have to earn the respect of the "rough" ones.


basically david, you're going to have to tell a dirty joke.

This is exactly the case! Now we must all listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFK6H_CcuX8

[LoopStationZebra]

David, please take the following quiz:

1. Can you name Judy Garland's first album?
2. List every city on Barbra Streisand's first tour.
3. Is it more important to match the belt with the shoes, or the shoes with the belt?

We'll be waiting. And NO CHEATING!