dom: Is David your out-of-work nephew who needed a job?

arctic ranger · Post by **arctic ranger** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:20 am

oh you poor fellow...

http://forum.ableton.com/viewtopic.php? ... s&start=15

tug
tug
tug
splooge

UKRuss · Post by **UKRuss** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:44 am

No problemo Dumster.

All people need to do is use the 'search author' function.

They'll find that in this discussion I am in fact correct, you got upset at an argument and totally out of context you insulted my wife in the most digusting way. The thread where you called me fat and lazy is not the one you refer to. They'll also find the multiple instances of you posting the squirrel scrotum, the shit covered images, the image of the vet conducting the anal inspection, all random;ly dropped in other peoples posts.

They will also find you saying good riddance to members of the board, calling all forum members 'dribbling mongoloids' and many a thread where you insist that you preference to discussing anything on this board would be to mutilate your own arse.

Its all there dum, the only person who doesnt remember it or refuses to see the truth, is you.

Do the search yourself this weekend and see Dum as he is seen by everyone else.

It's not a mystery not am I trying to argue withouy, its all there, in black and white.

or as you sa you might say:

FACT

crumhorn · Post by **crumhorn** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:28 am

If you ignore a troll it dies.

FACT!

UKRuss · Post by **UKRuss** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:45 am

A quick search through some of your finer gems while I sip my morning tea include such 'provoked defense responses' as:

'If I had a prick as small as dna123's I'd boink the patchpoints'
'The forum is also full of dribbling mongoloids...'
'idiot.'
'moron.'
'What an enormous knob jockey'
'suck a tailpipe'

The image leads us nicely into some of the anus fixation quotations:

'aching anuses'
'anus is still raw'
'your anus is obviously raw'

Back to the simple insult routine:

'Mong Sheperd'
'A full-blown category A Dumbass' (Never sure where the americanisms come from, other than years and years of internet arguments'
'eat shotgun sandwich'
'blow me'
'you're an asshole'
'*fap*
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*'
'spit on it'
'foam at the mouth'

'lies'
'LIAR'

'This thread is now about rat scrotums'

'cocksmoker'
'op is a mong'
'I'm not sure why you're a mong. I'm guessing you were just born this way'
'KILL YOURSELF NOW!'
'Cuntstralia'
'OP is a Mong' (repetition of themes'
'Unless you're a homo'

The above in a thread about me specifically and in which there was no provocation

'leedsquietmong' to describe a man who is actually a wheelchair user.

and so on and so on...

This is the truth Dum, these are things you posted to describe your fellow forumites. You forget your ofeensiveness and believe you can always find justification, but the reality is far far sadder than that as the above demonstrates quite clearly.

But what I find the most disappointing? That you now wish to 'change', Bounce and 4/4 turning in their graves.

Have some self respect man and go out in flames.

dum · Post by **dum** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:17 am

blow me.

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:11 pm

dum wrote: the best you can offer is shit jpeg trolling attempts

like this one you did on COSM's thread after you got a little upset:

http://forum.ableton.com/viewtopic.php? ... &start=120

i dunno, you're the expert. is it still a "shit...... attempt" if you chain them together for page after page like that?

combos?

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:15 pm

dum wrote:blow me.

an old favorite, i'm sure.

stringtapper · Post by **stringtapper** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:24 pm

dum wrote:blow me.

We'll count that as a concession.

dum · Post by **dum** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:31 pm

Please do.
I'm not interested in putting in the effort of searching through old posts in the name of making counter-arguments, highlighting hypocrisy or contextualising cherry-picked quotes for the sake of winning this kind of utterly mindless debate. You ladies can chalk this one up as a 'victory' by default, I'll spank your bottoms again next time there's something worth debating.

count on it.

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:39 pm

sure

cuz googling rat nuts and homeless men is the penultimate pinnacle of intellectual superiority.

dum · Post by **dum** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:43 pm

H20nly wrote:penultimate pinnacle of intellectual superiority.

penultimate pinnacle ?... lol. Oh sweet delicious irony, how I savour thee!

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:52 pm

its all over your chin

contakt321 · Post by **contakt321** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:04 pm

I think this is the part where you guys stop fighting and come together against a common enemy or something

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:10 pm

no.

this is the part where he convinces himself he's smarter and pisses off in the hopes no one notices otherwise.

rinse

repeat

/doubt

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:05 pm

contakt321 wrote:I think this is the part where you guys stop fighting and come together against a common enemy or something

I'm ready to Man-Up and be that common enemy.

Is there an application to fill out or something?

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