This is the Lounge. If you are squeamish or in any way prone to sissy, sensitive artist tendencies, it would be best to stay the fuck away:
There's only one rule, actually.
The Apple RULE
Any discussion in which non-Apple products are promoted or glorified will be handled with the utmost severity.
Praise of any tablet product other than the iPad is a bannable offense.
Non-Apple discussions are of course permitted, but bonus points will be afforded to anyone that brings Apple into the conversation.
Steve Jobs will be refered to as Mr. Jobs or Mister Jobs at all times.
Any fucking mong who criticises AppleTV will be taken out behind the woodshed and beaten to within an inch of their life.
The repeating of Apple marketing slogans is not only encouraged, but welcomed and possibly rewarded with Ableton Merchandise. The more you do it, the more likely it is that you will receive a laptop bag.
Non MacBook visitors to the Lounge must sign in at the front desk, and will only be allowed to stay for a minimum of 10min per day. No exceptions.
Welcome.
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