Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!
Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!
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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!
kewl!!
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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!
I've never understood why 'douchbags' are only prevalent in the USA.
(The physical bag you understand; u know - what your ladies use up their 'mary's')
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I only really knew what one was since the internet appeared: I was only getting the french for 'shower' from the dictionary in pre-web days - In the UK a 'shower bag' is something far more innocent than a fanny cleaner. (front bottom of course, not 'arse' you understand!)
They also look at fucking lot like hot water bottles we put in our beds to warm them up over here in Blighty........
If you guys have been selling us porkies I wont be happy
"Yeah man, totally sold this English dood a douchebag as a bed warmer - eeew?"
(The physical bag you understand; u know - what your ladies use up their 'mary's')
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I only really knew what one was since the internet appeared: I was only getting the french for 'shower' from the dictionary in pre-web days - In the UK a 'shower bag' is something far more innocent than a fanny cleaner. (front bottom of course, not 'arse' you understand!)
They also look at fucking lot like hot water bottles we put in our beds to warm them up over here in Blighty........
If you guys have been selling us porkies I wont be happy
"Yeah man, totally sold this English dood a douchebag as a bed warmer - eeew?"
Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!
This tutorial really helped my understand the path to successful douchebagism! I was trying it my way, but that was much harder as it required typing words
Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!
everone here is a fanboy, and a fascist.
FREESPEECH and vst integration for the proletariat!
FREESPEECH and vst integration for the proletariat!
Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!
You're only saying that because you're an ignorant American with cool person syndrome. Don't you ever listen to Zappa?
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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!
You forgot [Italy]sporkles wrote:[youtube link] [emoticon]
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wow! this is great!
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I hate douchebags that start a thread with ONLY a link to youtube. That is very lame. Only a pathetic loser would do that indicating that they have no life other than youtube. Try to hook up with a girl and try some intercourse.
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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!
Level II Tutorial:
respond to question from brand-new forum member and include your (unrequested) "dogma". Own it; make it sound like the f*$%ing law. Rinse & repeat.
Sample Exercise:
http://forum.ableton.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=169785
respond to question from brand-new forum member and include your (unrequested) "dogma". Own it; make it sound like the f*$%ing law. Rinse & repeat.
Sample Exercise:
http://forum.ableton.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=169785
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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!
Try to hook up with a girl and try some intercourse.
Then what................?
Then what................?
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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!
(faulted not-so-clever response questioning if the intercourse can be edited during and after)
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Re: Free tutorial! Master the art of douchebag-ism!
He's a douchemonger. That's the term I've come up for him. The term may have existed before, but I guarantee it was never so appropriately applied until now.
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