It's my favorite time of the year again....wanna know why?

[Styles Bitchly]

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fuckin EggNog!!

Ahhh, that stuff's back on the shelves again and well, quite frankly...I can't get enough
of it. Shot or two of Jack, crushed iced, fill glass with "da Nog", and sprinkle nutmeg.
Hot Damn, bruthas....I could drink gallons of that shit...come to think of it, I literally do.
I'll bet I put away 1.5 gallons of it last Saturday. I tell ya...farts as smooth and buttery

as yer Mamam's biskits!. Ahhhhhhhh.

[MacGuffin]

I also love eggnog!

although you don't have to wait for it to be on the shelves to enjoy it, you can make your own quite easily.

[beats me]

It's elf cum.

[MacGuffin]

sweet delicious elf cum.

[aizo]

This is my honest to go only reason for liking Christmas now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_9pYpyGmwY

I love this album so much. I don't care what anybody says.