Live 9 Speculation?

[Da hand]

"Live 9 Sweet Potatoes" is also a candidate.

[Angstrom]

I have it on good authority that the next version of Live will be called "Live Pro", in order to improve the sound quality.

[Da hand]

I guess I missed that meeting. Sounds legit.

[H20nly]

^ yeah me too... will it be "Live 9 PRO Sweet!"?

and F U Angstrom for always being ahead of the curve. that relationship you and Henke have been having on the side is obviously paying off... you dirty devil you!

[Tone Deft]

I have it on good authority that the next version of Live will be called "Live Pro", in order to improve the sound quality.

I suppose Ableton won't let this hobbyist get a Pro license.

[Linear Phase]

I heard the next version of Live will be available as Live LX, Live SX, Live SXC, and Live ZX T1

[cpyatak]

Ableton was just purchased by Avid. The next version of Live will be called ProTon Abletools.

[o0bigs0o]

I know for a Fuck's Sake Fact that those 2500 plugins being sold on E-Bay for $9.99 are now going to be included in Live 9, starting with 9b22 !

I paid $15 on E-Bay 2 years ago for those same 2500 plugins and feel ripped off.

Tell me for Fuck's Sake that I was not ripped off

[friend_kami]

congratulations.
you officially killed the ableton forums.
i hope you are proud of yourself.
internet tough-guy sure is a shortcut for awesome.

[philipc]

for fucks sake, no.

should there be an apostrophe on "fucks"?

I assume that this phrase is a secular variation on "oh, for god's sake", which suggests it should be "oh, for fuck's sake", with fuck replacing god (as it has done for so many lapsed Catholics).

But yeah, seriously. The Live 9 thing is getting so hysterical you'd think that it was made by Apple.

[massenmedium]

Yes. For the purposes of "speculation" Live 9 is now to be supplied with a USB equipped speculum that will allow Ableton support to remotely confirm the user has a suitable dongle installed in their rear port.

[ze2be]

..those 4 pages went fast! Out of laziness and comfort zone:

Imagine a picture in this very post, with a fresh cold beer and chips.



Ahh.. Summer has just started.

[condra]

I say

FUCK

SAKE

[Forge.]

in my mind it's like 'fuck' is just replacing deity of choice. Kind of like saying 'jesus fuck' or 'cunting christ's balls'

so, in this case I think the correct arrangement is "fuck's " because it is for the sake of the fuck deity.

[condra]

I think you misunderstood me.
I was expressing my dislike of Japanese fermented rice beverages.