The Chicken Condition
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The Chicken Condition
So it really chaps my ass how crazy chickens have got it. Its like the ultimate form of (Insert Political Stance) Ive ever seen.
They eat,
They Shit,
They Get Killed,
Then they are eaten,
Then they are shit.
Bollux
They eat,
They Shit,
They Get Killed,
Then they are eaten,
Then they are shit.
Bollux
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Re: The Chicken Condition
same as people!Mint Invader wrote:
They eat,
They Shit,
They Get Killed,
Then they are eaten,
Then they are shit.
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Re: The Chicken Condition
Exactly why we must act now. Save the chickens to save ourselves.
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Re: The Chicken Condition
The beady little eyes on that fucker betrays a heart of darkness. Look at it. Pure evil. He is plotting your death as we speak.
There is no other way, he must be destroyed and eaten at once.
Re: The Chicken Condition
Eat people, there are millions of fat bastards out there taking up too much room, this would help out with population control too.
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Re: The Chicken Condition
Just get all the fatties on dynamo treadmills for a few hours a day.
Their life gets prolonged.
They don't pay exhorbitant gym fees.
Society gets free sustainable energy.
Pay them in chickens.
Am I the only one with any ideas really?
Their life gets prolonged.
They don't pay exhorbitant gym fees.
Society gets free sustainable energy.
Pay them in chickens.
Am I the only one with any ideas really?
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Re: The Chicken Condition
They could be melted down and turned into biofuel.beatmunga wrote:Just get all the fatties on dynamo treadmills for a few hours a day.
Their life gets prolonged.
They don't pay exhorbitant gym fees.
Society gets free sustainable energy.
Pay them in chickens.
Am I the only one with any ideas really?
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Re: The Chicken Condition
Nah, kill the skinny ones, they live longer and are more likely to reproduce.crofter wrote:Eat people, there are millions of fat bastards out there taking up too much room, this would help out with population control too.
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Re: The Chicken Condition
bring on the lottery
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Re: The Chicken Condition
The Living Eat The Dead
“... it was just to make an average listener go: ‘What the fuck is this?’ That’s a real inspiration for me and something that I will explore more on upcoming recordings.”
- Wally De Backer (Gotye) quoting Ween's intention behind making records
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Re: The Chicken Condition
That should be the indie movie title for what we are discussing.artpunk wrote:The Living Eat The Dead
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Re: The Chicken Condition
Yes, and the script probably already exists within the countless posts on this forumMint Invader wrote:That should be the indie movie title for what we are discussing.artpunk wrote:The Living Eat The Dead
...wait...I formally claim copywrite on that idea