What the F*CK!!!
What the F*CK!!!
Well here we go again!
I've downloaded live 9 suite.
Stopped back in work to download the suite packs and her we go off and running.
Or so I thought:
I was loading the Trombone from the Orchestral pack and frankly and to quote my fave guitarist Leo Kottke - It sounded like geese farts on a rainy day!
Although only some notes (being played from the computer keyboard).
So anyway, I just thought maybe it was a shite sample or something and merrily moved on.
Then having loaded a string section I got no sound at all! even though the midi was showing.
Okay, this is a new version and it is suite which I didn't have before, so maybe i was doing something wrong.
So I merrily moved on again and .... The same thing happened with a Collision marimba instrument No sound
So I turned the instrument off in the rack and back on and here's the F*cking geese farting noise again
After god knows how many years of shite crashing with Live 8 no I get this.
I am not happy
Going to load up Logic again - at least I know it will work!!!!!
The test song (no real tune) is all live if anyone wants to test it.
I've downloaded live 9 suite.
Stopped back in work to download the suite packs and her we go off and running.
Or so I thought:
I was loading the Trombone from the Orchestral pack and frankly and to quote my fave guitarist Leo Kottke - It sounded like geese farts on a rainy day!
Although only some notes (being played from the computer keyboard).
So anyway, I just thought maybe it was a shite sample or something and merrily moved on.
Then having loaded a string section I got no sound at all! even though the midi was showing.
Okay, this is a new version and it is suite which I didn't have before, so maybe i was doing something wrong.
So I merrily moved on again and .... The same thing happened with a Collision marimba instrument No sound
So I turned the instrument off in the rack and back on and here's the F*cking geese farting noise again
After god knows how many years of shite crashing with Live 8 no I get this.
I am not happy
Going to load up Logic again - at least I know it will work!!!!!
The test song (no real tune) is all live if anyone wants to test it.
MacBook Pro, Mojave, Live 10, Logic Pro X, UAD Apollo & Satellites, UAD, NI Komplete, Izotope, Korg, Audio Damage, Fabfilter, Waves plugs.
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Re: What the F*CK!!!
Sorry man, but you have to somehow record and upload this "Geese Farting" noise... Sounds hilarious.
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This kind of thing is unprecedented on the first day of software releases!
Outrageous!
Outrageous!
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HAHAHAHA, I needed a laugh today after seeing the pissing and moaning about a small company and whomever is hosting their network stuff to go down due to too many people trying to download/register it on the FIRST DAY. Shyte happens, no different than what happened with Diablo III and Guild Wars 2 on their first day(s)/week of being online for the masses.
But for the OP I gotta hear this man once I get it downloaded later this week. I'm letting all you other impatient folks try/fail/succeed in getting it as I am not in a hurry unlike a bunch of others complaining on here haha. Relax, have a drink/smoke a blunt/whatever your vice (as said in other thread) and it'll happen in time.
Mike
But for the OP I gotta hear this man once I get it downloaded later this week. I'm letting all you other impatient folks try/fail/succeed in getting it as I am not in a hurry unlike a bunch of others complaining on here haha. Relax, have a drink/smoke a blunt/whatever your vice (as said in other thread) and it'll happen in time.
Mike
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Re: What the F*CK!!!
Hi There,
Right I've loaded several instances of Collision instruments in a new track and all seems fine.
So - I'm guessing it must be some sort of memory build up or something!??
This is what pissed me about Live 8 - You just never knew when it was going to freak on you. I've used exactly the same set-ups with third party VST's on Logic projects with any issue whatsoever.
I have to point out that I was a total fanboy who is becoming more and more arsed off with Live.
Right lets see if I can get some more Geese Farts Going
Right I've loaded several instances of Collision instruments in a new track and all seems fine.
So - I'm guessing it must be some sort of memory build up or something!??
This is what pissed me about Live 8 - You just never knew when it was going to freak on you. I've used exactly the same set-ups with third party VST's on Logic projects with any issue whatsoever.
I have to point out that I was a total fanboy who is becoming more and more arsed off with Live.
Right lets see if I can get some more Geese Farts Going
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Re: What the F*CK!!!
RELOADED - No frigging fart noises !
Somehow that's worse
It's the unpredictability of this program - seriously stress inducing
Oh well - That'll teach me for jumping on early just to save 25%
I'll keep you posted
Somehow that's worse
It's the unpredictability of this program - seriously stress inducing
Oh well - That'll teach me for jumping on early just to save 25%
I'll keep you posted
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I've come to the conclusion you will never please everyone. I use to be a Sonar user and everyone moaned of the clockwork upgrades, shedding out £100 each time and even having to download upgrade patches on the day of release.
Seen people here saying they are going to wait for Bigwig - could be waiting for a long time and I very much doubt if the experience will be much better.
Seen people here saying they are going to wait for Bigwig - could be waiting for a long time and I very much doubt if the experience will be much better.
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Actually I have been very happy using Logic Express for the last 6 Months. Which I started using as Live 8 kept crashing on me!I've come to the conclusion you will never please everyone. I use to be a Sonar user and everyone moaned of the clockwork upgrades, shedding out £100 each time and even having to download upgrade patches on the day of release.
I love the concept of live. I just want something that works! - Shouldn't be too much to ask having just paid £70 more for an Upgrade than the full price of Logic Pro!
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Sound to me you're just playing in a low octave. Most orchestral instruments don't cover 8 full octaves.
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No its definitely within the rangesSound to me you're just playing in a low octave. Most orchestral instruments don't cover 8 full octaves.
The note is playing but it had a rasping sound going on over it.
I'm was wondering if it was some sort of not authorised noise that you sometime get on demo's. I did have trouble authorising, but then I wouldn't have been able to save if that was the case.
Not really had a chance to play much more last night, so no further forward.
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I can't help at all but just wanted to say that the opening post give me a good giggle on a right shite day at work! Thank you!
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We still want that geese farting sound dammit!
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Re: What the F*CK!!!
I had no problem downloading, installing or using any of 9. ive loaded up up some sounds from the library with no problems. weird issue!
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you did that all by yourself sport?CFM wrote:I've come to the conclusion you will never please everyone.
geese farting is hilarious.. .I can only imagine what that sounds like!
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Re: What the F*CK!!!
+1darkenedsoul wrote:We still want that geese farting sound dammit!
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