The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

[john gordon]

This piece of crap annoys the hell out of me..if you like him then go eat shit.

[knotkranky]

I hate shredding with a passion so yeah, i'm with you. I won't die over it, tho something close to it.

Even worse are long-hair shredders from way-back cutting the hair and growing some hipster beard shit continuing the same shredding crap. eww

[pulsoc]

I do enjoy knowing that anytime a new synthesizer product is launched Rudess will be there to collect his due and pretend he is relevant.

[nemoy]

Ha!
this topic made me laugh!

it's not even his playing per se! it's probably just his facial expression, when playing. he always looks as if he wanted us to think he's doing something very special/important/relevant/good...

...and that makes it unbearable to watch...

[earthloop]

I do enjoy knowing that anytime a new synthesizer product is launched Rudess will be there to collect his due and pretend he is relevant.

...I was going to say that I thought he was just a guy who demonstrates keyboards.

I have never heard him play anything else

[Bagatell]

it's not even his playing per se! it's probably just his facial expression

He looks scared to me. Did he go down to the crossroads?

[infernal.machine]

I mean... the guy has no taste, but you can't deny that he has great technique. As a keyboard player, I can appreciate this even though what he plays is usually pretty stupid.

I'd much rather see a musician play something gay than watch some DJ faggot press a button.

[Bagatell]

I'd much rather see a musician play something gay than watch some DJ faggot press a button.

Me too

[john gordon]

As long as the music is good who cares how he plays it,turn around and talk to a girl and enjoy the music. I could never last a minute listening to Jordan getting his rocks off,same with listening to any hard rock or long hair wanker band.fuk metal as well,I'd rather hear 2 dogs humping than to listen to rock.wankers...

[infernal.machine]

As long as the music is good who cares how he plays it,turn around and talk to a girl and enjoy the music. I could never last a minute listening to Jordan getting his rocks off,same with listening to any hard rock or long hair wanker band.fuk metal as well,I'd rather hear 2 dogs humping than to listen to rock.wankers...

I see we have at least one faggot DJ in the thread

[LoopStationZebra]

I don't think there's a single music app he hasn't 'endorsed'. lol.

[lowshelf]

I don't have a problem with him, but just for research purposes, Go-ogle says "jordan rudess demonstrates" returns:

About 51,700 results

And in the interests of objectivity:

No results found for "jordan rudess does not demonstrate"

[infernal.machine]

Hahaha ^

[rap masta rj]

Although he is known for his "shredding" it would be foolish for anyone to deny he is a great musician. Just listen to his 4nyc album and secrets of the muse. Very well composed and played.

[fishmonkey]

who the hell is Jordan Rudess???