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Steve Ballmer · Post by **Steve Ballmer** » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:34 pm

I was feeling a little under the weather the other day, so I sent my girl out to pick me up a bottle of single malt, as is the proper fashion. 20 minutes later, she calls me up to tell me that the clerk won't sell her any hard liquor because she forgot her ID. Amused, I choose to push this a little further. I tell her it's ok, and ask her to pick up a few beers instead. Again, the clerk refuses the sale.

Where I live, the legal age for buying beer is 16.

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H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 4:00 pm

how long have you been dating a 16 year old?

Steve Ballmer · Post by **Steve Ballmer** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 4:12 pm

Like Mohammed with Aisha, I purchased her when she was six, and consummated our God-sanctioned union when she was 9.

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 4:13 pm

you must have a wee little wee.

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:04 pm

You must have gone off the deep end if you sent your wife out on her own and out of your sight. WTF is wrong with you?
I suppose you let her wear burkas that have album covers on them as well?

Steve Ballmer · Post by **Steve Ballmer** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:22 pm

I'm a fool, I know, but I wanted that damn Whisky!

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